David Lawrence Hall
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Statement from Penn State earlier today:
don’t check the math on any of this, math is where fraud is born
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Breaking: Former PSU head coach James Franklin spotted on private jet with Penni Graham.
You want to talk about the master of the long con…
LOL - that was my first thought when I saw Antoon’s. I went scrolling for it
Is James Franklin secretly my hero?

11 years at at Penn State to go ~.500 in bowl games, 4-21 against Top 10 teams, lost to Pitt, never saw a #1 ranking and cost the school about $100M including getting paid $50M to NOT coach at the worst place ever.

In my wildest, I couldn’t troll PSU that well
This is the deepest well.

Do you just have these ready to go for certain people?
All the money in the world and we can’t get TruGreen at Acrisure?
Kirby Smart is only 49? I don’t know how to feel about that.
Seems like you did not in fact make a big sandwich
Pac-man still has eligibility? These COVID exceptions are out of control
Adam Jones had a season-high 173 yards on the ground to help No. 5 Montana State down Idaho State, 48-14
I’m 1000% romanticizing the coaching carousel but I like to think at this point that no matter the amount offered, Penn State is the one school Narduzzi would tell to “eat a bag of d***s” at this point.
If Penn State is looking to make a change, there's a power conference head coach just two hours away in Pittsburgh who took a true freshman QB into a blue-blood stadium in Tallahassee today and walked out with a win 👀👀👀
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Look at me I’m Kirk Herbstreit getting on a private jet with my dog to go watch football
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King George III after William Pitt, the Earl of Chatham, makes his speech to the House of Lords in February 1775 declaring that America cannot be conquered:
Hey Pitt, what the fuck was that.
If there were Yinzer rules for college football this would be one.
Pitt should always have a QB whose last name sounds like you’re talking with a mouthful of food
Ummm…. can we burn the redshirt of “Donald Aaron” and get him out there to help on defense by any chance?
1) Ask ASU will never not be funny
2) I actually don’t have a ton of ill will to Norvell but meh
3) How hold do you have to be to get this reference… we’re ancient
What would Mike Norvell like for his birthday? Is it 3 4th down conversions and a Pitt TD?

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Oh god, is 13-9 my generation’s 6-7?!?
You should lose a timeout for doing that or something. It’s insane
James Franklin heard he was playing in the Rose Bowl and went into “Big Game James” mode
Ah, it feels good to get the “this freshman QB is ‘him’ “ game out of the way early in the season.

Lots of time to come back to Earth before next year.

A normal year would see the QB change against Miami where we all get amped for a year after a 4-8 season.