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𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

If you tried Alfie’s cookies, you’d understand..

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 8h

Post-patrol cookies....

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

No. I won’t get the post-patrol cookies if I break my streak of not shooting other heroes. And killing people.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

Right.. it’s super disappointing. I’m disappointed, can’t you tell?

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 8h

[Sighing]

Most people can't do it. It's a pity.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

.. No— my throat’s not equipped for 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

[Staring back….]

A piece of shit city. And—

.. yeah. It’s a big bat. Size of a man, actually. Super broody too. Don’t think you’ll see him unless you set a warehouse on fire.

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 8h

[Staring...clueless.]

What's Gotham? And...the bat? You have a bat? As a pet??

...can I see it?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

[Narrowing eyes. Glaring]

You know, Gotham’s got this guy called Firefly, with a whole flamethrower shtick. Really not all it’s made out to be, the Bat got him. WithOUT magic.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

No. I won’t get the post-patrol cookies if I break my streak of not shooting other heroes. And killing people.

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 8h

What motivates you to not shoot me? My handsome face?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

With enough motivation.. I can do a lot of the shit I hate doing.

Like not shooting you when you piss me off, for example.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

.. No— my throat’s not equipped for 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 8h

[Loud smack of lips.]

MmMMMm, yeah! This is better than that. You want your beer on fire too?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

[SIGHING. Staring.]

That really isn’t what they meant by “Fireball”—

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

[Narrowing eyes. Glaring]

You know, Gotham’s got this guy called Firefly, with a whole flamethrower shtick. Really not all it’s made out to be, the Bat got him. WithOUT magic.

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 8h

[Grinning proudly.]

Well?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

[This— this felt 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳-

Jason was still DUCKING AWAY]

What the FUCK—

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

With enough motivation.. I can do a lot of the shit I hate doing.

Like not shooting you when you piss me off, for example.

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 9h

You wouldn't. You hate talking to people.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

You do that shit, and I’m having a nice long chat with myself about your yearning issues.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

[SIGHING. Staring.]

That really isn’t what they meant by “Fireball”—

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 9h

[GRINNING!] Thanks! Finally!

[Blowing on the alcohol, setting it on fire.

CHUGGING IT BACK IN ONE GO!]

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 23h

That’s Flareon—

[A deep sigh]

Just take a beer.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 8h

[This— this felt 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳-

Jason was still DUCKING AWAY]

What the FUCK—

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 9h

[SHOOTS FIREBALL!]

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 23h

Not jealous of you being a candle.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

You do that shit, and I’m having a nice long chat with myself about your yearning issues.

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 9h

I'm telling Roy you like taking it up the ass by red heads.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

No, no. You just ruined it for me. Think I’d rather stand here and watch you wallow about your feelings.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

No, no. You just ruined it for me. Think I’d rather stand here and watch you wallow about your feelings.

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 9h

Do it fast. Before I change my mind.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

You know, it really kills all the fun in it when someone 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘴 me to shoot them.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

You know, it really kills all the fun in it when someone 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘴 me to shoot them.

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 9h

...I'm not wearing the ring, you know.

Just take your gun and shoot me already.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, you want to make sure those gifts to him come all from you? Your effort? Real sweet, Kyle.

And not helping your case

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, you want to make sure those gifts to him come all from you? Your effort? Real sweet, Kyle.

And not helping your case

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 9h

OBVIOUSLY not. I'm not buying him shit with OTHERS' money...

...with his OWN money? Since you're-

Anyway. I'm just trying to get you to SHUT UP.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

The hell you need cash for? Getting him a present?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

The hell you need cash for? Getting him a present?

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 9h

That isn't helpful.

I need cash.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

Get you to quit denying your big ole crush on that other Jason?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

Now Jason looked out of place, just standing there in the room. Tense, unsure. And pretending he isn’t.

Dick was.. rarely this big of a mess. In front of other people, in front of him.

Jason’s eyebrows rose, only glancing at the computer.

“Love? Aren’t you the expert on that, Dickie?”

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆. @a-crobatics.bsky.social · 15h

A brief pause — turning back towards his brother ... he was rubbing at his eyes while frantically erasing footage from his computer.

"Jason..."

"Have you ever been in love—?"

A strange lead into the conversation, though Dick seemed pale.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 19h

Barging in, mid-rant before he even got through the door.

“—n you 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 that fucker, who THROWS FIRE at pe— people..”

Momentum lost, staring.

“.. Dick?”

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

Get you to quit denying your big ole crush on that other Jason?

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 10h

Helpful, huh? And what are you going to do to be helpful?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 23h

No— No. Tim’s nosy. I’m helpful

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 18h

You can’t just keep making things up to blame everyone else for your SHORTcomings

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 18h

Tim.. Timberly, buddy.

All you gotta do is [LOUD TRAIN PASSING BY] and they’ll forgive you for your not-so-micro aggressions

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 19h

Barging in, mid-rant before he even got through the door.

“—n you 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 that fucker, who THROWS FIRE at pe— people..”

Momentum lost, staring.

“.. Dick?”

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆. @a-crobatics.bsky.social · 21h

He's crying & sobbing, wondering where he went wrong.