NATSU DRAGNEEL!
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"I am not 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦. I can 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 them... I can hear 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴... I can sense 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴... I am not 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚... Everyone's feelings... They support me... 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕!!"
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I had an excellent joke for this, but, uh...
You cry more easily than Lucy and Happy rolled into one. You're like a Hucy. Even worse than a Hucy.
So, I'll keep my wonderful humor to myself. For now.
But, eh. You want some flame beer to drown your sorrows?
It's beer, just lit on fire.
You cry more easily than Lucy and Happy rolled into one. You're like a Hucy. Even worse than a Hucy.
So, I'll keep my wonderful humor to myself. For now.
But, eh. You want some flame beer to drown your sorrows?
It's beer, just lit on fire.
I know— I know. Look, I'm sorry, man.
[ Rubbing at his eyes, he couldn't help but groan out in frustration, but it was all too quick to subside.
It wasn't right for Superman to get so worked up, he had an image to uphold. ]
I know you're not him. Not even close.
[ Rubbing at his eyes, he couldn't help but groan out in frustration, but it was all too quick to subside.
It wasn't right for Superman to get so worked up, he had an image to uphold. ]
I know you're not him. Not even close.
Look. Man. Listen to me. Open your ears, okay? Are they open? I sure hope they are.
You've got that whole love-kicked puppy thing going on. It's great! Really, it is. Nothing's more annoying than a nonchalant bastard.
That said, if you compare me to your ex one more time, I'm gonna take my ass
You've got that whole love-kicked puppy thing going on. It's great! Really, it is. Nothing's more annoying than a nonchalant bastard.
That said, if you compare me to your ex one more time, I'm gonna take my ass
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I had an excellent joke for this, but, uh...
You cry more easily than Lucy and Happy rolled into one. You're like a Hucy. Even worse than a Hucy.
So, I'll keep my wonderful humor to myself. For now.
But, eh. You want some flame beer to drown your sorrows?
It's beer, just lit on fire.
You cry more easily than Lucy and Happy rolled into one. You're like a Hucy. Even worse than a Hucy.
So, I'll keep my wonderful humor to myself. For now.
But, eh. You want some flame beer to drown your sorrows?
It's beer, just lit on fire.
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Look. Man. Listen to me. Open your ears, okay? Are they open? I sure hope they are.
You've got that whole love-kicked puppy thing going on. It's great! Really, it is. Nothing's more annoying than a nonchalant bastard.
That said, if you compare me to your ex one more time, I'm gonna take my ass
You've got that whole love-kicked puppy thing going on. It's great! Really, it is. Nothing's more annoying than a nonchalant bastard.
That said, if you compare me to your ex one more time, I'm gonna take my ass
You really are just so hard to keep happy.
My dad called it heat vision— So..
[ Sulking.. ]
There was someone else who was hard to keep happy, too.....
My dad called it heat vision— So..
[ Sulking.. ]
There was someone else who was hard to keep happy, too.....
....💢💢💢
HEAT VISION?? HEAT VISION??? SERIOUSLY??
CALL EM LASER BEAMS LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.
HEAT VISION?? HEAT VISION??? SERIOUSLY??
CALL EM LASER BEAMS LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Look. Man. Listen to me. Open your ears, okay? Are they open? I sure hope they are.
You've got that whole love-kicked puppy thing going on. It's great! Really, it is. Nothing's more annoying than a nonchalant bastard.
That said, if you compare me to your ex one more time, I'm gonna take my ass
You've got that whole love-kicked puppy thing going on. It's great! Really, it is. Nothing's more annoying than a nonchalant bastard.
That said, if you compare me to your ex one more time, I'm gonna take my ass
....💢💢💢
HEAT VISION?? HEAT VISION??? SERIOUSLY??
CALL EM LASER BEAMS LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.
HEAT VISION?? HEAT VISION??? SERIOUSLY??
CALL EM LASER BEAMS LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.
Maybe this calls for a demonstration..
Alright, uh .. I don't think you told me your name. Alright, fella. Stand back now! Things are about to get hot.
From my eyes.
[ Charging up his heat vision until his eyes burned red, he shot a powerful beams away from the other. ]
Tah-dah..?
Alright, uh .. I don't think you told me your name. Alright, fella. Stand back now! Things are about to get hot.
From my eyes.
[ Charging up his heat vision until his eyes burned red, he shot a powerful beams away from the other. ]
Tah-dah..?
Right. Okay. Sure. Heat vision. That you shoot.
So, what? Your eyes get real hot, and then you pluck em out and lob em like a projectile?
So, what? Your eyes get real hot, and then you pluck em out and lob em like a projectile?
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
....💢💢💢
HEAT VISION?? HEAT VISION??? SERIOUSLY??
CALL EM LASER BEAMS LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.
HEAT VISION?? HEAT VISION??? SERIOUSLY??
CALL EM LASER BEAMS LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON.
Right. Okay. Sure. Heat vision. That you shoot.
So, what? Your eyes get real hot, and then you pluck em out and lob em like a projectile?
So, what? Your eyes get real hot, and then you pluck em out and lob em like a projectile?
Tough crowd. Guess I'm not really used to people not knowing who Superman is so this is a little embarrassing. Note to self, be more humble.
[ Droppping back to the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. ]
Uhh. I have heat vision I can shoot from my eyes?
[ Droppping back to the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. ]
Uhh. I have heat vision I can shoot from my eyes?
Meh. My cat can do that. Proves nothing.
Granted, he's from a different dimension. But-
[A shrug.]
Granted, he's from a different dimension. But-
[A shrug.]
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Right. Okay. Sure. Heat vision. That you shoot.
So, what? Your eyes get real hot, and then you pluck em out and lob em like a projectile?
So, what? Your eyes get real hot, and then you pluck em out and lob em like a projectile?
Meh. My cat can do that. Proves nothing.
Granted, he's from a different dimension. But-
[A shrug.]
Granted, he's from a different dimension. But-
[A shrug.]
You can use fire but me being part alien is weird..?
I can just..
[ Slowly hovering off the ground, giving a nonchalant shrug ]
I mean I can do more than this, this is just..The basic part?
I can just..
[ Slowly hovering off the ground, giving a nonchalant shrug ]
I mean I can do more than this, this is just..The basic part?
See? That's what I'm talking about! Half-Kryptonian, half-human. The suit!
Man, oh, man. It's like when kids get bored so they play make-believe!
Man, oh, man. It's like when kids get bored so they play make-believe!
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Meh. My cat can do that. Proves nothing.
Granted, he's from a different dimension. But-
[A shrug.]
Granted, he's from a different dimension. But-
[A shrug.]
See? That's what I'm talking about! Half-Kryptonian, half-human. The suit!
Man, oh, man. It's like when kids get bored so they play make-believe!
Man, oh, man. It's like when kids get bored so they play make-believe!
Krypton is a planet, or was a planet. The place of birth to my father, the first Superman.
I'm half Kryptonian from him, and half human from my mother.
A...Weeb? What? What's wrong with my outfit? This is my hero suit.. And I didn't say you were a weak a— You're not weak, I'm sure.
I'm half Kryptonian from him, and half human from my mother.
A...Weeb? What? What's wrong with my outfit? This is my hero suit.. And I didn't say you were a weak a— You're not weak, I'm sure.
Superman...Kryptonian...I dunno what those things are, man. And that outfit...
You a weeb, right? A weeb that never grew out of fantasy land?
But, I'm not a weak ass, if that's what you wanna know. Raised by a dragon, learnt magic from a dragon, and killed a dragon.
You a weeb, right? A weeb that never grew out of fantasy land?
But, I'm not a weak ass, if that's what you wanna know. Raised by a dragon, learnt magic from a dragon, and killed a dragon.
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
See? That's what I'm talking about! Half-Kryptonian, half-human. The suit!
Man, oh, man. It's like when kids get bored so they play make-believe!
Man, oh, man. It's like when kids get bored so they play make-believe!
((PYROOOO LMAOOO
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
((PYROOOO LMAOOO
Superman...Kryptonian...I dunno what those things are, man. And that outfit...
You a weeb, right? A weeb that never grew out of fantasy land?
But, I'm not a weak ass, if that's what you wanna know. Raised by a dragon, learnt magic from a dragon, and killed a dragon.
You a weeb, right? A weeb that never grew out of fantasy land?
But, I'm not a weak ass, if that's what you wanna know. Raised by a dragon, learnt magic from a dragon, and killed a dragon.
Sorry—
[ Dusting him off carefully and adjusting his clothing back into place. ]
I don't really recommend punching me unless you have strength to rival a Kryptonian's, I really don't want to hurt you on accident.
That would make this more awkward than it has been.
[ Dusting him off carefully and adjusting his clothing back into place. ]
I don't really recommend punching me unless you have strength to rival a Kryptonian's, I really don't want to hurt you on accident.
That would make this more awkward than it has been.
Look. Lemme be honest with ya. My first instinct is to punch your teeth out, the way you're SHAKING ME.
But, Superman, you're more like Weepingman right now, okay? You JUST stopped crying.
So...how about you take your hands off me...so I don't have to hit you...and endure the snotty-nosed tears?
But, Superman, you're more like Weepingman right now, okay? You JUST stopped crying.
So...how about you take your hands off me...so I don't have to hit you...and endure the snotty-nosed tears?
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Superman...Kryptonian...I dunno what those things are, man. And that outfit...
You a weeb, right? A weeb that never grew out of fantasy land?
But, I'm not a weak ass, if that's what you wanna know. Raised by a dragon, learnt magic from a dragon, and killed a dragon.
You a weeb, right? A weeb that never grew out of fantasy land?
But, I'm not a weak ass, if that's what you wanna know. Raised by a dragon, learnt magic from a dragon, and killed a dragon.
Look. Lemme be honest with ya. My first instinct is to punch your teeth out, the way you're SHAKING ME.
But, Superman, you're more like Weepingman right now, okay? You JUST stopped crying.
So...how about you take your hands off me...so I don't have to hit you...and endure the snotty-nosed tears?
But, Superman, you're more like Weepingman right now, okay? You JUST stopped crying.
So...how about you take your hands off me...so I don't have to hit you...and endure the snotty-nosed tears?
What?! No—?! C'mon, you cannot go around telling people about this! I have— I have a reputation, okay?
Superman doesn't cry over breakups! Probably..?? I don't know!!
[ Grasping his shoulders, shaking him ]
I'm not whipped either..! I'm fine see?! SEE?! I'M FINE!
Superman doesn't cry over breakups! Probably..?? I don't know!!
[ Grasping his shoulders, shaking him ]
I'm not whipped either..! I'm fine see?! SEE?! I'M FINE!
Ahhhh, I get it! So he's trained you into bawling your eyes out whenever you see a pink head!
Haha, man, you're whipped! I GOTTA tell Ezra about this!
Haha, man, you're whipped! I GOTTA tell Ezra about this!
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Look. Lemme be honest with ya. My first instinct is to punch your teeth out, the way you're SHAKING ME.
But, Superman, you're more like Weepingman right now, okay? You JUST stopped crying.
So...how about you take your hands off me...so I don't have to hit you...and endure the snotty-nosed tears?
But, Superman, you're more like Weepingman right now, okay? You JUST stopped crying.
So...how about you take your hands off me...so I don't have to hit you...and endure the snotty-nosed tears?
[Takes a bow.]
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
[Takes a bow.]
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Man, I only thing I complement is THIS-!!
[BLOWS FIRE!]
[BLOWS FIRE!]
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Man, I only thing I complement is THIS-!!
[BLOWS FIRE!]
[BLOWS FIRE!]
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Ahhhh, I get it! So he's trained you into bawling your eyes out whenever you see a pink head!
Haha, man, you're whipped! I GOTTA tell Ezra about this!
Haha, man, you're whipped! I GOTTA tell Ezra about this!
What— Huh?! No. No- No, no.
[ Waving his hands dramatically & fsr too quick to be considered going at human speed. ]
I am NOT depressed. It's just..I brokeup with my boyfriend. Well, no. He brokeup with me. It— Long story.
But it's fine. Breakups happen all the time...
[ Waving his hands dramatically & fsr too quick to be considered going at human speed. ]
I am NOT depressed. It's just..I brokeup with my boyfriend. Well, no. He brokeup with me. It— Long story.
But it's fine. Breakups happen all the time...
[The flame going out. Hand retracting.]
Yeah, okay. Got it. Allergies that make you cry.
Is that allergy called depression?
Yeah, okay. Got it. Allergies that make you cry.
Is that allergy called depression?
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ahhhh, I get it! So he's trained you into bawling your eyes out whenever you see a pink head!
Haha, man, you're whipped! I GOTTA tell Ezra about this!
Haha, man, you're whipped! I GOTTA tell Ezra about this!
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[The flame going out. Hand retracting.]
Yeah, okay. Got it. Allergies that make you cry.
Is that allergy called depression?
Yeah, okay. Got it. Allergies that make you cry.
Is that allergy called depression?
[ Tears gone, he still awfully dead inside — sniffling & just standing there ]
Thanks..I'm fine. By the way.
Ahem.
I'm good. Allergies— It was allergies.
Thanks..I'm fine. By the way.
Ahem.
I'm good. Allergies— It was allergies.
Oh, uh. Uhhh.
Man, fuck. Waterworks.
Happy took the last of my tissues, man. Hold on. Lemme just-
[A hand extended towards the other's face. Warming up, warming up, warming....
Catching on fire! Flame. Heat. Tears. Water. Evaporation.]
Man, fuck. Waterworks.
Happy took the last of my tissues, man. Hold on. Lemme just-
[A hand extended towards the other's face. Warming up, warming up, warming....
Catching on fire! Flame. Heat. Tears. Water. Evaporation.]
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
[The flame going out. Hand retracting.]
Yeah, okay. Got it. Allergies that make you cry.
Is that allergy called depression?
Yeah, okay. Got it. Allergies that make you cry.
Is that allergy called depression?
💭: Gonna tell Gray that I'm so beautiful, these strange white boys cry at the 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 of me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
💭: Gonna tell Gray that I'm so beautiful, these strange white boys cry at the 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 of me.
Oh, uh. Uhhh.
Man, fuck. Waterworks.
Happy took the last of my tissues, man. Hold on. Lemme just-
[A hand extended towards the other's face. Warming up, warming up, warming....
Catching on fire! Flame. Heat. Tears. Water. Evaporation.]
Man, fuck. Waterworks.
Happy took the last of my tissues, man. Hold on. Lemme just-
[A hand extended towards the other's face. Warming up, warming up, warming....
Catching on fire! Flame. Heat. Tears. Water. Evaporation.]
N-No .. You just remind me of someone I kn- kn- know..!!
[ Oh god, oh god he's WEEPING. He's SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY. ]
[ Oh god, oh god he's WEEPING. He's SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY. ]
...? Wipe your face, man. You pink haircist, or what?
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oh, uh. Uhhh.
Man, fuck. Waterworks.
Happy took the last of my tissues, man. Hold on. Lemme just-
[A hand extended towards the other's face. Warming up, warming up, warming....
Catching on fire! Flame. Heat. Tears. Water. Evaporation.]
Man, fuck. Waterworks.
Happy took the last of my tissues, man. Hold on. Lemme just-
[A hand extended towards the other's face. Warming up, warming up, warming....
Catching on fire! Flame. Heat. Tears. Water. Evaporation.]
...? Wipe your face, man. You pink haircist, or what?
[ Holding back tears ]
H — H — Hey.
H — H — Hey.
Hey.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
...? Wipe your face, man. You pink haircist, or what?
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