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@pitdiver.bsky.social
ʀᴏʙɪɴ ɢɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ . ..
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—𝐌̶𝐀̶𝐆̶𝐈̶𝐂̶ ¿
⋆˙⟡🪶─ .✦📜⊹₊ ݁.
`` ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ’ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 ’ ’
`` ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰꜰ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 ’ ’
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#DCRP
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[ 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]
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—𝐌̶𝐀̶𝐆̶𝐈̶𝐂̶ ¿
⋆˙⟡🪶─ .✦📜⊹₊ ݁.
`` ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ’ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 ’ ’
`` ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰꜰ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 ’ ’
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#DCRP
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[ 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]
Pinned
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I am NOT picking you up—
Pick me up like a princess and put me there.
Stand on that plastic tarp for me.
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I am NOT picking you up—
Stand on that plastic tarp for me.
I am stealing even more of your guns because you said that.
You’re not stealing my guns.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Stand on that plastic tarp for me.
You’re not stealing my guns.
I know.
I'm here to steal all of them.
I'm here to steal all of them.
A force of—
I have a gun. I have many guns. Why are you in here?
I have a gun. I have many guns. Why are you in here?
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You’re not stealing my guns.
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Feel free to tell everyone that I’m the monster in your story. But please don’t forget to mention in which chapter you created me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Feel free to tell everyone that I’m the monster in your story. But please don’t forget to mention in which chapter you created me.
A force of—
I have a gun. I have many guns. Why are you in here?
I have a gun. I have many guns. Why are you in here?
WELL I AM A FORCE OF BALANCE IN THE TEMPERATURE WARS.
And yes it was armed.
I'm just—
Built different I guess.
And yes it was armed.
I'm just—
Built different I guess.
It’s SUPPOSED to be warm in here?? It’s cold as fuck outside—
Yeah! How the hell’d you’d get in here? That window was armed
Yeah! How the hell’d you’d get in here? That window was armed
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
A force of—
I have a gun. I have many guns. Why are you in here?
I have a gun. I have many guns. Why are you in here?
Psycho got his own Robin? Better not be a damned Joker Junior type a thing again
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Psycho got his own Robin? Better not be a damned Joker Junior type a thing again
Bruce, what is that.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Bruce, what is that.
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If someone's testing you, the answer is violence.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
If someone's testing you, the answer is violence.
It’s SUPPOSED to be warm in here?? It’s cold as fuck outside—
Yeah! How the hell’d you’d get in here? That window was armed
Yeah! How the hell’d you’d get in here? That window was armed
You know, one would think to say something like
Thank you for the snow Jax
I was very warm here, good call Jax
But noooOOOooo we have to ask about the DAMN breaking and entering case.
Ungrateful.
Thank you for the snow Jax
I was very warm here, good call Jax
But noooOOOooo we have to ask about the DAMN breaking and entering case.
Ungrateful.
Who ARE you? How did you GET snow in here??
How did YOU get in here—
How did YOU get in here—
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It’s SUPPOSED to be warm in here?? It’s cold as fuck outside—
Yeah! How the hell’d you’d get in here? That window was armed
Yeah! How the hell’d you’d get in here? That window was armed
Who ARE you? How did you GET snow in here??
How did YOU get in here—
How did YOU get in here—
Y- you don't like it?
I can take it away.
I can take it away.
Why is there snow in my bed.
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Who ARE you? How did you GET snow in here??
How did YOU get in here—
How did YOU get in here—
Why is there snow in my bed.
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Why is there snow in my bed.
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you're beautiful / you're drunk.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
you're beautiful / you're drunk.
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He can eat on the FLOOR. Cats don’t go on Alfie’s tables
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
He can eat on the FLOOR. Cats don’t go on Alfie’s tables
… QUIT looking at my chest. That is not getting to know me
No, no. I've gotten to know you plenty.
[ Looking directly at his chest ]
...Yeah.
And now we're cooking together like a proper family.
[ Looking directly at his chest ]
...Yeah.
And now we're cooking together like a proper family.
Your best man?? Kid, you don’t even KNOW me—
And I thought Tim was the crazy planner.
And I thought Tim was the crazy planner.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
… QUIT looking at my chest. That is not getting to know me
….. Yeah. Sure. Work that out with Alfie
Fine then the cats can have the third floor ballroom
Alfred’s rules, he doesn’t let the pets OR Dick on the tables. Dick AS a pet? Double no
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
….. Yeah. Sure. Work that out with Alfie
Alfred’s rules, he doesn’t let the pets OR Dick on the tables. Dick AS a pet? Double no
Those are guests. The cats are family.
It’s unsanitary! And there’s so many people here, someone could be allergic
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Alfred’s rules, he doesn’t let the pets OR Dick on the tables. Dick AS a pet? Double no
Your best man?? Kid, you don’t even KNOW me—
And I thought Tim was the crazy planner.
And I thought Tim was the crazy planner.
One day, Jason. I'm going to marry your brother.
I want you to come to our wedding. I want you to be my best man.
I want you to come to our wedding. I want you to be my best man.
It really isn’t—
… Future. Future what? Bernard??
… Future. Future what? Bernard??
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Your best man?? Kid, you don’t even KNOW me—
And I thought Tim was the crazy planner.
And I thought Tim was the crazy planner.
It’s unsanitary! And there’s so many people here, someone could be allergic
Mum would be so disappointed in your behaviour.
The cats with FUR I mean. Those aren’t allowed. Keep him off the tables
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s unsanitary! And there’s so many people here, someone could be allergic
It really isn’t—
… Future. Future what? Bernard??
… Future. Future what? Bernard??
What? We're bonding here. Look it's making the cooking go by quicker.
This stuffing is going to be amazing.
Besides, good for us to talk as future brother-in-laws.
This stuffing is going to be amazing.
Besides, good for us to talk as future brother-in-laws.
Bernard, I need you to STOP talking—
Don’t TALK about Tim to me?? Not like THAT
Don’t TALK about Tim to me?? Not like THAT
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It really isn’t—
… Future. Future what? Bernard??
… Future. Future what? Bernard??
The cats with FUR I mean. Those aren’t allowed. Keep him off the tables
What about your favourite kitten?
NO cats in the kitchen. And definitely no Dick AS A CAT in the kitchen
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The cats with FUR I mean. Those aren’t allowed. Keep him off the tables
Bernard, I need you to STOP talking—
Don’t TALK about Tim to me?? Not like THAT
Don’t TALK about Tim to me?? Not like THAT
Something about the guys in your family have fat tits and butts...You're not even related. What does Mr. Wayne feed you people?
Well, no. Tim doesn't really have boobs. Buuuut—? When he turns around?
Well, no. Tim doesn't really have boobs. Buuuut—? When he turns around?
They do NOT—
Mr. Wayne’s WHAT?
Mr. Wayne’s WHAT?
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Bernard, I need you to STOP talking—
Don’t TALK about Tim to me?? Not like THAT
Don’t TALK about Tim to me?? Not like THAT
NO cats in the kitchen. And definitely no Dick AS A CAT in the kitchen
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
NO cats in the kitchen. And definitely no Dick AS A CAT in the kitchen