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@pitdiver.bsky.social
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ʀᴏʙɪɴ ɢɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ . .. ? —𝐌̶𝐀̶𝐆̶𝐈̶𝐂̶ ¿ ⋆˙⟡🪶─ .✦📜⊹₊ ݁. `` ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ’ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 ’ ’ `` ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰꜰ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 ’ ’ - #DCRP 𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢: 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚜 [ 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]
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pitdiver.bsky.social
You can’t just keep making things up to blame everyone else for your SHORTcomings
pitdiver.bsky.social
Tim.. Timberly, buddy.

All you gotta do is [LOUD TRAIN PASSING BY] and they’ll forgive you for your not-so-micro aggressions
pitdiver.bsky.social
Barging in, mid-rant before he even got through the door.

“—n you 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 that fucker, who THROWS FIRE at pe— people..”

Momentum lost, staring.

“.. Dick?”
pitdiver.bsky.social
Not jealous of you being a candle.
fierytaildemon.bsky.social
[Snaps fingers. Fireball in hand.]
pitdiver.bsky.social
Why would I be jealous of useless superpowers—?
pitdiver.bsky.social
That’s Flareon—

[A deep sigh]

Just take a beer.
fierytaildemon.bsky.social
Oh, my bad! It should be here...

[Handing another card]
pitdiver.bsky.social
[Staring at it….. looking back at him]

This is.. this is a Rapidash Pokemon card.
pitdiver.bsky.social
No— No. Tim’s nosy. I’m helpful
artistgreenlantern.bsky.social
Ah. So, you're nosy. That it?
pitdiver.bsky.social
[A huff.]

Look, I just kind of give a shit now? Seeing you all miserable about it
pitdiver.bsky.social
Why would I be jealous of useless superpowers—?
fierytaildemon.bsky.social
Are you jealous because you're a normie?
pitdiver.bsky.social
There is NOTHING natural about that shit.
pitdiver.bsky.social
[Staring at it….. looking back at him]

This is.. this is a Rapidash Pokemon card.
fierytaildemon.bsky.social
[Grumbling, fetching it from his pocket. Handing it over.]
pitdiver.bsky.social
HEY.. IT’S REASONABLE TO QUESTION.

You got an ID?
pitdiver.bsky.social
….. who fucked up the carpet? Alfie’s gonna be PISSED
pitdiver.bsky.social
………

No clowns, Kyle.
artistgreenlantern.bsky.social
[Pausing while attaching clown nose to his face]

Oh...no clowns-?
pitdiver.bsky.social
You know, that’s probably the only list I’d—

.. Right, yeah. Mine’s.. similar. Someone who would, stick around. Understand my shit.

I wouldn’t like clown make up, though. At all.
pitdiver.bsky.social
….. And that’s— it? You got any dealbreakers?
sharpshooting.bsky.social
You know people always think Roy Harper wants some hottie with a big butt or something, sure that's cool but I guess..

I just want someone who..stays because they want to stay. Just someone who wants me for me.
pitdiver.bsky.social
Can’t be dumber than mine. Come on?
pitdiver.bsky.social
It was a.. pretty strong tranq
lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social
Was that tranq shot filled with water?
pitdiver.bsky.social
Can’t be dumber than mine. Come on?
sharpshooting.bsky.social
I uh..

I dunno. It's stupid-
pitdiver.bsky.social
Okay, well what’s YOURS. Maybe we can both figure it out.