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@pirotess.bsky.social

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Art, food and shitposting from Dharug country. Follow farmers gtfo. Also posting at @neohysteria.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy (follow @ap.brid.gy to interact) Web: https://www.neohysteria.com/ AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pirotess

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Pretentious Fork @pretentiousfork.bsky.social · 7h

My beloved sphere 💚

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Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 6h

I mean, I know one device per person is a consumerist fantasy that companies have, but it doesn't mean you have to do it.

Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 6h

We're on new adventures in parental controls today, this time for the Switch 2. Why do so many companies think devices aren't shared or that only one parent/guardian wants to access the controls 🙃

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Hachi.felt @hachi-felt.bsky.social · 20h

お疲れさまです☆

ご近所散歩🐇🐇
この日は久しぶりにヌートリアに出会った
前に会ったのとは違う場所で大きさもだいぶ小さい子です
こっちに気づいても特に逃げる訳でもなく泳ぎ回ったり止まってボケーっとしたりしてました

ここんとこずっとご近所の散歩ばかりなんでそろそろ遠出もしたいな🍁
涼しくなったし☆

#うさぎ #ハンドメイド #handmade
#羊毛フェルト #nature #bluesky #birds
#写真 #キリトリセカイ #photography

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Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 18h

This unintentionally coincided with Diwali, but I finally got live jalebi from the place at Harris Park that always has a line. They gave me a bonus piece and ohmygosh it was so crispy! The other sweet was left over from a mixed box that was sent to the office this week.

A small bowl holding two pieces of fresh jalebi and another sweet I don't know the name of because I'm diaspora twice removed

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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 1d

The world is better when we all work together. 🍄

#art #cuteart #traditionalart

Mixed media drawing of 3 plump amanita mushrooms with little arms, legs and cute faces. They’re standing on each other so the top little mushroom guy can reach a berry. There’s some foliage in the background.

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GSK | ALL CITY SLOP SHOP (ETA SOON) @allcityslopshop.com · 19h

condiments sold separately, ofc romasaga.info/goods 🇯🇵

both these items are part of the latest run of SaGa merch made with & themed around local businesses from Saga prefecture—this one's a seven heroes-themed 7-spice shichimi blend using Saga-grown ingredients

bsky.app/profile/unan...

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GSK | ALL CITY SLOP SHOP (ETA SOON) @allcityslopshop.com · 1d

it was only a matter of time

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Inu_Talo @inutalo.bsky.social · 20h

ショートケーキ。

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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 1d

Great edition of the @wired.com Made in China newsletter today, about a Chinese influencer who went viral for mimicking AI slop videos:

The Man Who Makes AI Slop by Hand

Chinese creator Tianran Mu went viral for mimicking the eerie, unsettling aesthetic of AI videos, but his work is 100 percent human.

www.wired.com

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濱 @8038-sld.bsky.social · Dec 21

You and me
#metaphor

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Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 1d

Nawww I hope you can get to the enjoying bit soon!!

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dyke ghoulfriend @ezrez.bsky.social · 2d

my bf: they’re making printers with prostates now.

A diagram showing a hand reaching inside a printer and pressing up in a way that suggests anal fingerinf

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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 2d

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 2d

The 40 shortlisted images pair talented nature photography with humour that often relies on clicking the shutter at just the right moment.

Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards 2025 finalists revealed

The 40 shortlisted images pair talented nature photography with humour that often relies on clicking the shutter at just the right moment.

www.abc.net.au

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Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 2d

Oh god the fridge...

Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 2d

I was already having a completely normal week with J being away, and now the power has gone out 🫠

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Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 2d

Any highlights? We're planning to go on Saturday :D

Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 2d

Gosh it is definitely Cicada Time out there right now

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✦ kresendoe ✦ @kresendoe.bsky.social · 4d

met a cool guy on my walk

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Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks!! A mulberry fell off the top of one, so naturally I had to eat it as a taste test :D

Pirotess @pirotess.bsky.social · 3d

Our neighbours have multiple giant mulberry trees they never touch, so I took advantage of the overhanging branches and made mulberry and coconut muffins tonight. (Cornersmith recipe, of course!)

A tray of freshly baked muffins still in the pan.

The same muffins taken out of the pan and put on the cooling rack.

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 4d

AWS is down, post hog

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Mary Borsellino @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 5d

Hey Canadians, if I wanted to sell some WestJet travel credit (about $2500US) for $1000US, where would you suggest I post about it? The WestJet reddit doesn't allow it because we'd know each other's real names in the transfer. (Spoilers my real name is Mary Borsellino and I don't care what yours is)

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saba sabaton @sabato-n.bsky.social · 5d

bsky rules next year: when posting illustrations of girls in swimsuits, one must adhere to the moral guidelines demonstrated by these goodly chaste women or thusly be labeled Sexual by the automoderator

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