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phil @philjamesson.com · 5h

he dropped a New Detail. big mistake

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phil @philjamesson.com · 5h

i legitimately pitched it as a funny joke and then he started doing it

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phil @philjamesson.com · 5h

ASSEMBLYMAN WHAT PARADES DID YOU MISS?! IT IS THE GREATEST HONOR OF MY LIFE TO MARCH IN A PARADE. NAME THE PARADE OPPORTUNITIES YOU ABDICATED

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phil @philjamesson.com · 5h

sliwa getting wildly animated as the most pro-parade candidate on stage made me laugh out loud real hard

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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 19h

And are you married?
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 15h

i want to do another version of this post like two times a week

president obama holds a press conference at CVS

YouTube video by Phil Jamesson

www.youtube.com

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phil @philjamesson.com · 3d

thank you joe! i am also excited to watch. it's like my own personal slot machine that sometimes comes up Phil Prompt

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phil @philjamesson.com · 3d

i was lucky enough to contribute prompts for this season again! the show is a treat and i will be Tuned In

Make Some Noise @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social · 3d

🔊 TONIGHT! The season 4 premiere of Make Some Noise launches on Dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT!

Starring host @samreich.bsky.social, and guests—The Noise Boys:
📢 @joshruben.bsky.social
📢 Zac Oyama
📢 @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4d

Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 4d

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · Dec 6

[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]

He's awake and posting.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 6d

the sign said open

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phil @philjamesson.com · 8d

guy standing next to me in cvs as i reach towards a box: This is your last chance.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 8d

you take the blue pill, and you'll become drowsy, then wake up in your bed. in addition to relieving your headache, fever, and cough.

you take the red pill, you experience relief for those same symptoms. but you won't get sleepy

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phil @philjamesson.com · 9d

funny enough i did several major things... and now i'm at 90%

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phil @philjamesson.com · 9d

yup knocked that out at the end of stream, fun little side quest

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phil @philjamesson.com · 9d

interesting! i haven’t finished everything so maybe i’ll hit something soon that makes me feel that way, but it’s my favorite part of the game so far. done the four hearts and some side stuff

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phil @philjamesson.com · 9d

i have personally found it to be quite fun and not brutal at all but i know i'm a sicko

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phil @philjamesson.com · 10d

to paraphrase, mr president: chicago is unsafe, unlike washington dc, which is safe, where parents love to travel, until they get a phone call that their son is dead, which doesn't happen anymore, because chicago is safe

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Trump: "Washington DC is now so safe. Restaurants are booming, nobody is being shot and killed. They come in from Iowa, Indiana, they come from all over the country and the parents end up getting a phone call that their son was killed. Not anymore ... Chicago is safe. Now it's really safe."

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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 12d

Extremely funny, great character finds of the year

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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bengameplan @bengameplan.bsky.social · 12d

Honored to be a part of this production as guy laughing loudly from the audience.

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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Dylan “Ultimate ZDoom 4ever” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 11d

Finally watched this and it was fucking hilarious. Everyone nailed it. Gurgle the Goblin Forever.

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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phil @philjamesson.com · 11d

(hot tears running down my cheeks) you just doxxed the fucking muffin man

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A.J. Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 13d

One of the funniest live readings I've ever been to in my life. Long live Gurgle, the moistest agent of chaos in fiction.

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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