Philipp Bayer
@philippbayer.bsky.social
920 followers 1.2K following 790 posts
Working on advancing trust in eDNA at OceanOmics. He/Him. 'It is required that one man should goof gloriously for the people.'
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
anapineda.bsky.social
As hard as it sounds...Not every lab member is a good fit 😅
Learn how to spot red flags, raise standards, and lead your research team without burnout.
We're hosting a free class with @glia-leadership.bsky.social + @stefanierobel.bsky.social
👉 buff.ly/AzDWf09
#NewPI #TenureTrack #AcademicSky
From Good To Great Research Teams Free Webinar
Free webinar for PIs and future PIs: hire right, prevent conflict, raise standards without burnout. Practical tools you can use immediately.
buff.ly
philippbayer.bsky.social
A fun thing about living in well-off Perth is seeing unusual rich people cars. Who knew Lamborghini made an SUV? And that it's the ugliest thing in existence??
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
mehr.nz
NZ's govt has announced reforms to science funding

just one line about basic science in there: "Discovery-led science & research will continue to be funded. This will sit outside the pillars & is essential for maintaining vibrant curiosity-driven science system"

yea mate seems like a real priority
A new strategy for the science system | Ministry of Business, Innovation & Employment
The Government is changing how science, innovation and technology are funded and supported in New Zealand. The goal is a simpler and more strategic system that helps researchers turn ideas into solutions that benefit New Zealand.
www.mbie.govt.nz
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
aphillippy.bsky.social
In honor of ASHG week (since I won’t be there), see "Choose your human genome reference wisely", in which Vivien Marx interviewed me @fergalmartin.bsky.social @lh3lh3.bsky.social @danrdanny.bsky.social @heidirehm.bsky.social and others on the state of the human reference rdcu.be/eJejg 🧵[1/10]
philippbayer.bsky.social
You'd think, right!!! Especially with a federation the size of dozens of billions. But what if they didn't specify the replicator to check for enantiomers every time? Like if you say 'Earl Gray, hot' and it comes out boiling
philippbayer.bsky.social
Ever thought about how Star Trek replicators surely introduce enantiomers from time to time into the stuff they reproduce, especially the medication?
philippbayer.bsky.social
Previous postdoc's perl script
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
linnealungstrom.bsky.social
No better reason to join Bluesky then to say the first chapter of my PhD is out as a preprint! New surgeonfish phylogeny, ecomorphological relationships, evolutionary shape correlations-with NEW method to accurately account for phylogenetic covariation among shapes!

www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...
Phylogenetic relationships and the evolution of fin and body shape in the surgeonfishes
Patterns of evolutionary change in the fin and body shapes of fishes are strongly related to dietary ecology and locomotor mechanisms, and associations between shapes affects ecomorphological relation...
www.biorxiv.org
philippbayer.bsky.social
I feel (but i have no stats to back this up) that this pause in funding has had a real effect on ECR hiring. I've had so many PhD students reach out to me asking whether I've heard of any positions (I have not - its dire out there). Could also be general uni funding downturn, or both.
arc-tracker.bsky.social
It's mid-October & ARC haven't updated us since mid-July on the Brand New Grants System.

When will we be told?

What schemes will even run?

ARC "paused" (cancelled?) the only Indigenous scheme, plus Laureates & all Industry Fellowships, and so far there's no replacements.

ARC? Anyone?
philippbayer.bsky.social
Today's Perth Running Festival with both boys :) we learn: don't do parkrun the day before. The kids will whinge the entire time
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
After years of research and continuous refinement, we’re thrilled to share that our paper on the MetaGraph framework — enabling Petabase-scale search across sequencing data — has been published today in Nature (www.nature.com/articles/s41...)
Efficient and accurate search in petabase-scale sequence repositories - Nature
MetaGraph enables scalable indexing of large sets of DNA, RNA or protein sequences using annotated de Bruijn graphs.
www.nature.com
philippbayer.bsky.social
First parkrun with just me and my seven year old! I'm proud
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
snbogan.bsky.social
Excited to share this work, out today in MBE! In polar fishes, we found that antifreeze protein genes expanded in copy number at low temperatures and contracted in the deep sea, highlighting a role of depth and pressure in AFP evolution.

🔗 academic.oup.com/mbe/article/...
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
mikeeckel.bsky.social
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
hormiga.bsky.social
Y'all. I just got ChatGPT to do everything in R for this manuscript. I mean EVERYTHING. And it's all legit and reproducible. I'm shook.

How are we mentoring our trainees in statistics now? Who needs to learn coding in R line by line, and who doesn't?

scienceforeveryone.science/statistics-i...
Statistics in the era of AI
How do we mentor, teach, and do stats when AI can do so much of the work?
scienceforeveryone.science
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
evoneuro.bsky.social
As I tell my students, if you arrived at a simple answer in biology you have done one of two things: arrived at the wrong answer or asked the wrong question
philippbayer.bsky.social
God this is so depressing
carlzimmer.com
Today my @nytimes.com colleagues and I are launching a new series called Lost Science. We interview US scientists who can no longer discover something new about our world, thanks to this year‘s cuts. Here is my first interview with a scientist who studied bees and fires. Gift link: nyti.ms/3IWXbiE
nyti.ms
Reposted by Philipp Bayer
maartendb.bsky.social
PhD opportunity: improving #eDNA methods to better understand estuarine health.

A collaborative university-government project to provide solutions and improve the management of estuaries in Australia.

sednasociety.com/2025/10/10/p...
philippbayer.bsky.social
One of the parenting influencers introduces herself with "I've been a steiner instructor for eight years" and lady, that's not a good thing!!!!! That whole system is just 1800s racist German guy vibes, nothing is backed in research. Or even coherent thought
philippbayer.bsky.social
Takeshi Miike's AUDITION walked so that SPICE GIRLS: THE MOVIE could run
philippbayer.bsky.social
Never have I've seen an internet subculture that is as sanctimonious, self-righteous, arrogant, and also plain unqualified as parenting/relationship influencers. And I thought bicycling subreddits were horrible
philippbayer.bsky.social
My wife has started to send me tiktoks of awful parenting influencers, so I spent some time finding the influencers who back up my parenting approach, and I guess we're now at war.
We're all the worse for it, may God have mercy on our souls