Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social
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pftompkins.bsky.social
My rhetorical question was not in regard to things that actually happened
pftompkins.bsky.social
I have actually never heard his voice and may I never hear it, inshallah
pftompkins.bsky.social
Christ these two
frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Frog and Toad went back to the river.

They looked for the button in the mud.
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
misoshnik.bsky.social
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
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internethippo.bsky.social
There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that
pftompkins.bsky.social
Has anyone in history almost been certainly killed more than this dude, simultaneously the most targeted and luckiest man in the world
michaelehayden.bsky.social
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago
pftompkins.bsky.social
Just because I cannot be seen by your eyes doesn’t mean I wasn’t there
pftompkins.bsky.social
Emily Anna I am 57 years old and a powerful warlock do you think you are teaching me
pftompkins.bsky.social
Are you saying the Puritan coroner was just guessing that it must have been 3:07am because she was a witch
pftompkins.bsky.social
Saw The Conjuring for the first time and it was pretty good but it was very funny to me that a Puritan witch killed her husband and then hanged herself and another Puritan took care to note that her time of death was 3:07am
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hellocullen.bsky.social
very funny to pull these numbers and then be like "wow everyone else in this place sure is uncool"
pftompkins.bsky.social
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Who made this wonderful video
pftompkins.bsky.social
I definitely trust you on the last thing
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blindboyboatclub.bsky.social
New podcast. Remembering the legendary and irreplaceable Manchán Magan who died last week. And revisiting our first chat where he told me his life story. ❤️

open.spotify.com/episode/1BxM...
In memory of Manchán Magan
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pftompkins.bsky.social
If you’re in the market for a therapist try asking them if they’d be okay with a Bravo crew sittin’ in on a sesh and if they say yes, keep looking
pftompkins.bsky.social
Any time I see a therapy session on some dumbass reality show I think Oh what a shitty therapist for agreeing to do this
pftompkins.bsky.social
I have never watched this show and I know I lot of people who like it but I could never shake the idea that cameras at therapy makes the therapy not fully real or effective?
pftompkins.bsky.social
I would honestly be fine with there be being no heaven if only hell were real for people like this