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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 9h

Guy who wants to return to a fictional Hollywood past but the movie is Signal 30

Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 9h

We open on a log cabin made even cozier by the sounds of a thunderstorm outside. A storm-phobic goldendoodle cowers under an Arhaus sofa.

A beautiful woman in a raglan sweater tries to comfort the dog while a lumberjack yells “Quit spoiling that thing. I’m not giving people xanax to a dog!“

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 11h

Children can get emotionally stunted at the age at which they experienced a significant trauma. I’s interesting to note how many conservatives, who likely grew up surrounded by pedophiles, seem to be stuck around 12 or 13 tears old.

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 11h

Children can get emotionally stunted at the age at which they experienced a significant trauma. I’s interesting to note how many conservatives, who likely grew up surrounded by pedophiles, seem to be stuck around 12 or 13 tears old.

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elmonodesofista @elmonodesofista.bsky.social · 1d

Este video es el Nobel a Borges que nos negaron los suecos

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 12h

El asesino en masa más pequeño

Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t kinkshame

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 1d

He’s really having himself a day and it’s not even lunchtime yet

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 1d

Bruh.

This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto

Beto O’Rourke playing an acoustic guitar with red lasers coming out of his eyes

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 1d

There’s already a bunker underneath the east wing so

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d

I love you for this, internet stranger!

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit for a moment I had the ears of someone who hasn’t spent like 10,000 hours of their life standing directly in front of an amp

Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 2d

Fellow tinnitus sufferers: I was Googling, again, and randomly fell upon this Reddit comment and ... uh ... it actually worked? Or like, seriously reduced the ringing at least temporarily.
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Jordanistan's comment on "These guys lighting a mortar shell in their garage."

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d

The East Wing sits above the PEOC, a secure bunker to which the president is expected to retreat in times of grave emergency (eg nuclear war) and to which a frightened Trump once fled during the summer of 2020

Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 2d

So everyone's concerned about the people's house and destroying history and yeah sure, all that, whatever, but also...

Security.

Who can trust that the White House is a remotely secure environment now that some shady contractor is tearing it up and rebuilding it?

Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d

I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs

Such a visible "go fuck yourself"

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d

All my apes gone, everything worse

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d

It’s time to take their money
Expropriate the right
It’s time to start the class war on the Muppet Show tonight

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d

So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d

What if they remove it, *and* your gay, again?

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d

Shameless pro-kudzu propaganda

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 3d

You: I am a very real leftist who definitely exists

Also you: I guess El Negro Matapacos, the iconic Chilean riot dog, is your pet?

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 3d

An empath is a person whose superpower is inserting themselves into random situations and making it about themselves. Get a dictionary and learn the difference

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 4d

I saw one too!

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 5d

This is shameful behavior unbecoming of the US’s leading Five Guys/Auntie Anne’s/Papa John’s franchisee

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 6d

Local Boston gadfly and wrestling-adjacent weirdo

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 9d

Then I will die as I lived: steadfastly in my truth.

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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 9d

In the year 2725 the hot crackpot theory will be that Francine Pascal did not write all of the Sweet Valley High books

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