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Halloweean Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 14h

It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.

Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 16h

“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 13h

HOLD MY MONEGASQUE BEER.

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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 16h

Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.

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𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖘 @doomdisco.bsky.social · 12d

Rush is reuniting with a woman as the drummer and I think it's very sweet that Rush fans will get to see a woman once before they die

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 21h

GEORGE SOROS DIDN’T VALIDATE MY PARKING. ANTIFA IS GONNA GET QUITE THE YELP REVIEW.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 21h

Harrisburg, PA — there are so many older women in banana suits at the Capitol holding antifa signs and none of that sentence would have made sense to me 10 years ago

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 21h

The ghost was just taking his pants to get dry-cleaned and he was very happy about that!

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 21h

This thread is my sort of weird…

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

Now that Ace Frehley is dead I feel free to say this: it was stupid of Kiss to have both a Spaceman and a Starchild. Those are basically the same thing.

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah, but what do the macros look like?

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 1d

They joined Bluesky because they can’t live without your attention. They don’t want to govern, they don’t even really want to “win” in a conventional sense, they just want to play online all day owning libs and it drives them crazy when they lose access to your one wild and precious life.

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Davy Andrews @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social · 22h

Los Angeles: I nobody makes a sign that has a picture of Shohei Ohtani and says, "Well, maybe just ONE king," I will be very disappointed in you.

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 22h

Recognizing there’s an unofficial size limit and the creature needs to be able to perch on a shoulder… red panda.

a red panda is standing in the snow looking up at the camera

ALT: a red panda is standing in the snow looking up at the camera

media.tenor.com

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22h

I think the idea that a dog in a crowd is anything but an awful plan belongs next to the one that said that using carbon fibre was a great cost effective submersible material

ol tonyo @fraustian.bsky.social · 22h

I think people need to consider logging off a bit. These are almost all going to be peaceful parades. We're not strapping up to storm the Bastille here

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22h

your dog has no idea what a protest or a king is, but he will be shot the moment something goes sideways, if you must be daft like this do it with your own life

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

Boy, playoff baseball looks like fun.

(looks at Skenes jersey in closet, sighs heavily)

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` we have no law to fit your crime '' .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` we have no law to fit your crime '' .

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway ..

Alt: Loki “yes, very sad, anyway” GIF

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

BRB, my soul is being evaluated.

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in a room .

ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in a room .

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 1d

Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

At this pivotal time, I feel I need to speak out on an important topic:

Candy corn hate is overdone. Yeah, it’s kinda one-note and a little goes a long way, but it’s not the crime against humanity some people make it out to be.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

Or, maybe there’s a post-hype use case for it at some future date, but right now it’s
VC assholes throwing it at everything in the hopes of selling some Magic Beans.

Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

In the words of 80s sitcoms, it’s kinda crazy, but it just might work!

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

ceej @ceej.online · Jun 19

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

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Jason McDonald @pfellah.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, but it’s tough. I still haven’t finished Trails First Chapter, and now we’ve got FFTactics AND Pokemon Z-A. (And Dispatch next week…) The First-Worldiest of First World Problems, sure, but still….

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