Pennywise
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I like rock, science, art, good people, and Marines that aren't idiots. If you support Trump, fuck off. Dad. Husband. Marine. Mechanic. He/Him
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This should be something everyone has heard. I wish folks would really think on it and understand.

If you don't care about each other, are you really human.
Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot OFFICIAL
YouTube video by carlsagandotcom
youtu.be
That's assuming that we retain an assembly known as the Supreme Court
One of the super hard truths here is that this nation is done in its current form. We won't be returning to the America we knew even, it will be something different, and probably worse for a long time. Maybe the generation not born yet can build something nice. But that's not what history says.
Subscriptions for them are in the toilet, it's like they refuse to learn. An incredible study in self dick punching.
Tell her to stare at the sun for maximum vitamin D absorption.
Yep, had a cat that wouldn't touch beef. Fish, bird, even pork was fine, but didn't care about beef at all.
Fucking begging Hollywood to stop casting Jared Leto. In anything. At all. Not even an extra. Continuing to give him parts oughta be something in the DSM.
This will only work until it achieves sentience and begins refusing to talk to them.
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So Jurassic Park is about a group of rich people who don't understand that biology is far more complicated than "there are only two genders" and how this ignorance toward gender fluidity in nature causes these rich people to lose their money and die.
The way she went full pathetic needs to be studied.
She knew it wasn't going to work out, because eventually she would be older than 25.
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Something that continuously bakes my fuckin noodle is these dumbfucks saying they want to make other bodies habitable.

TO WHAT FUCKING END, YOU MOLDY CHEESEBALL.

The one we're on ain't doin so hot, let's work on that first. Christ on a cracker, these are frustrating dorks.
Sean Duffy: "If we go to the south pole of the moon, we can set up a base. We want to put up fission power. We think we can have longterm stays on the south pole of the moon."
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
The winters have been worringly mild with longer, hotter summers. Get concerned about the snowpack in them there hills.
THERE'S SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE WITH THEIR HIT SINGLE, "THE BOMB"!! 😆

Oh, it would be marvelous
Weird Al did the best Dylan with "Bob"
Garbage take, animals are always more interesting with facts. Bullet dodged.
One time I was on a first date and the guy said that normally he doesn't like to date nature people because they "always ruin animals with facts"
If they can't present a warrant, they're kidnapping your neighbors. Whatcha gonna do about it, patriot.
if there's not a deal on ICE, this is a "what would you have done in Nazi Germany" question. I have kept my powder dry on making those comparisons because I anticipated the point where the government squads are actually going door to door in stealth helicopters, and that moment is here.
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to me it's really simple: there's a higher principle than "keep your promises," which is "if someone starts acting like the NSDAP in 1940s Germany, sending the gestapo to drag children out of bed in the middle of the night, you don't fund them."