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Paul Roberts

@paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social

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Long-serving NHS Trust CEO, recently retired, but still active in and around the NHS. Interested in healthcare, equality, news, politics, Ukraine, cricket (Somerset), rugby (Exeter), football (Bristol City) and life.

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Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 8h

Stephen Dorrell promised “more white coats, less [ungrammatically] grey suits” in 1997. He then became chairman of the NHS Confed, the organisation representing the greyest of suits!

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 8h

You can never kill too many fleas.

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Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 9h

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 1d

I suggest it may be useful to run some real time tests on how the police now get on with "focusing on matters that meet the threshold for criminal investigations"

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Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 1d

Until now - the silence of the Lam!

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 1d

This is certainly a free speech row. But perhaps not in the way the Telegraph think.

And no it’s not a new type of row. In my day (Lord) Simon Stevens inviting Jerry Adams to speak provoked a very lively free speech debate!!

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 1d

If you’ve had enough of getting seriously depressed about American politics, here’s a viable alternative; get seriously depressed about the politics of the English NHS.

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 2d

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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area

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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction

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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it

Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…

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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely

[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over

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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat

[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster

Minister:
I understand your concerns…

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Nurse:
Are you OK love?

Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters

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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian

[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]

Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love

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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to

[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]

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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR

[woman looks baffled]

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woman:
I just want a bus service

Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]

[ends]

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Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 1d

Good piece. And judging by the brainless outrage generated by this article on the Speccy website, the loss of intellectual heft on the right is well down track. Unfortunately your cousin didn’t take his brains to a more moral, cleverer party, he went to Reform which is worse, probably, than Lam.

Sam Leith @questingvole.bsky.social · 1d

Wrote about Katie Lam

In defence of the rules-based order

The last time I saw my cousin, the former Tory MP Danny Kruger, I found myself trying to ginger him up a bit. I said, which I thought then and thought now – and which I can’t think it is betraying a c...

www.spectator.co.uk

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 1d

A spokesman for the French Police….

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Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 1d

Knowing which recycling bin to use for which item has to be a key part of any citizen test!

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 2d

Glad I left X David. It’s all immensely depressing!

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 2d

Heard him on the Today Programme debate on freedom of speech chaired by Amol Rajan involving @sundersays.bsky.social - thought he sounded reasonable. Surprising given his involvement with the Reform Party, now revealed in all its ethnonationalistic glory. Also on advisory council of the batshit FSU.

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 2d

Who would have louvre windows? They never very secure!

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Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 2d

Perhaps he means the President of the District of Columbia rather than of the nation of Colombia.

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 2d

Agree with all his points. Had some similar experiences with my mum’s recent admission. But just to be clear, from my experience running both hospitals and community services, capacity problems in community settings are even worse than capacity in hospitals settings, just less visible in every way.

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Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 2d

The Silence of the Lams meets Jackson Lam?

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve never trusted louvre windows.

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 2d

Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.

The Crown jewel of France and the Apollo Gallery of the Louvre

The ornate Apollo gallery of the palace. Delacroix did some of the ceiling

A fire truck style ladder leaning against the facade

LOUVRE
Tickets
X
Sunday 19 October:
The Musée du Louvre will remain closed today for exceptional reasons. All reservations for today's date will be reimbursed.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 2d

If Lam is a rising star in the Conservative Party, this is very depressing. How breaking promises made to foreigners is in the interests of the British baffles me. We’re foreigners to the rest of the world so if they do this to us in return: treaties, extradition agreements.. we are in deep trouble.

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 3d

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Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 3d

Probably a coincidence, but I notice that today’s #NoKings protest falls on the anniversary of the death of one of the worst kings of all time, King John, so here’s a short thread. 1/7

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 3d

I can’t be sure of any although I think the answer to 5 is “Farage”.

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 3d

He also, presumably, remembers fondly “old maids bicycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist” in the midlands 1980s heyday!

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 3d

As well as everything else, Epstein is now responsible for Arizona's 7th congressional district not having a representative and for York being deprived of its Duke!

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 4d

Jenkyns is well known for gesture politics.

Paul Roberts @paulrobertsnhs.bsky.social · 11d

Love Song! But which - there are so many!

My choices:

The Cure - 10/10
Simple Minds 9/10