NEW SUNN 0))) EP HERE:
sunn.bandcamp.com/album/eterni...

I love you. @mariners.com but I gotta go to bed.

It is genuinely draining to be governed by the dumbest motherfuckers alive.
Some days, you're not even seeking out the news, but it finds you, and you just go UGH and feel all excitement about your day vanish. Thats discomfiting and we should recognize that!

I'm on the spectrum, according to RFK Jr, cause ya boi got that deep cut.

TS isn’t even the best lyricist in her genre. Down-thread Carly Rae Jepsen is mentioned, which is a legit choice, never mind Lorde was dropping line on Royals *at 16 years old* that TS can’t touch.

Oh shit. Yeah I was confusing my statements. I haven’t been paid either.

They owe so many writers (including me!) money. A "farewell" email that includes the line, "As a result, no further payments will be issued" when we haven't been paid for a year is absolute bullshit of the highest order.

I've been talking to a lot of people the last few days, and, in case there's any doubt, I want to be clear: What Down and Out Books is doing is goddamn shameful, and staining an otherwise really incredible legacy.

Like, unironically, I imagine this is the single best review Beckett has ever received. He'd be fucking THRILLED at this.

So lucky to get to work with you, Mary!

I deeply appreciated the chance to write a gnarly little mystery set on Capri, complete with a dead fashion mogul, a shipwreck, and an annoying little dog! #amwriting #mystery

Mariners win! Tridents up!

The new primitive man track is one of the single most violent pieces of music I’ve ever heard. Genuine caveman murder shit.

Mariners!!! 🔱🔱🔱🔱

ON FIRE AND UNDER WATER is out *right now*
This is crime fiction that matters.
This is crime fiction that looks at a burning world, and holds those responsible to account.
This is crime fiction you need:
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"Yeah I totally miss a dumb giant happy face turned in to marketing material and the old guy who used to touch me as he applied a sticker to the front of my shirt for just walking in to a store. Those were the best times of my life. Faceless, soulless, box store, you were everything to me!"

Anyone who watches this and feels even the slightest pang of nostalgia is, undeniably, a giant loser full of nothing but misplaced rage and simmering stupidity.

I am super funny. Thank you Cold Caller Magazine for having me!

I believe in all kinds of weird and spooky shit, unequivocally, BUT I will say that if you’ve ever been walking outside when a giant fucking blue heron bursts out of a bush next to you and takes flight… well, shit, yeah, if it’d been dark I probably woulda thought I saw the Mothman too.

Stayed up until almost 2 am because it was thunder storming and leaves were falling and if you think I wasn’t going to use that exact perfect atmosphere to read ghost stories until I couldn’t keep my eyes open, you’re obviously wrong.

I know they're almost certainly all fake or have boring, plausible explanations, but damn if I cant help obsessing over supposed ghost videos on the gram.

That said, I’ve processed more than enough information in my own different way to know that Trump and RJK Jr can fuck off, as can anyone who acts like autism is something that can or needs to be prevented.

As someone on the spectrum, being on the spectrum isn’t a gift and it isnt a curse. It just means someone processes information in a different way. We don’t need to be studied. We’re not tragedies, or deficient. We’re just fucking people, trying to live our lives in a world that can be challenging.