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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Oct 10

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Oct 9

you couldnt make blazing saddles today because it's bed time

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 8h

It’s the classic tale of the trapeze artist who fell to his death one too many times

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 11h

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 12h

Difficult

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 15h

Unlocking the Labubu dust jacket at level 100

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 15h

A book should cost $9.95/month.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 17h

IDF commander like “How are we supposed to kill those hostages if they’ve all been released?”

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d

Added bonus of having to serve at least some time since you're sure as shit not getting legally prosecuted for all the insider trading you absolutely got up to.

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d

My dream policy idea is that all elected officials have to go to prison when they leave office, sentence determined by level of power, facility chosen at random. If the prime minister knows he's immediately going to the can for five years when gets out, he might make shit nicer before it's his turn.

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

just found out that about a week ago, while george santos has been in solitary confinement, that he wrote that due to the inhuman conditions he is facing he is now pro prison reform. just unreal stuff honestly

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, I paced in circles like a restless ghost.
The windows were frosted, allowing only a faint suggestion of daylight and nightfall, enough to remind me that time was passing, though I had little sense of how.
The shower water was always cold, and my only amenities were the steel toilet and sink fused together in the corner. It was a miserable existence. Yet, as I soon learned, misery can always be deepened
On September 7th, the warden's office saw fit to move me into something far worse, an even smaller cell, no more than seven by nine feet, coated in filth, reeking of neglect, and utterly devoid of natural light or ventilation.
In that suffocating shoebox, there is no room to walk, no hint of the sun, no trace of humanity. The silence is crushing.
The air feels stale. The walls themselves seem to close in. I keep asking myself: will this barbaric confinement ever end? Is this legal under our Constitution, or have I simply been erased from the protections of due process?
Most haunting of all, will I survive it? With no access to my family, no calls, no emails, and with letters that may never leave this building, I live in total darkness, cut off from the world I once fought to serve.
Let me be blunt: I find Warden Kelly's so-called "protection" not only unpalatable, but cruel and unjustifiable. My time here has opened my eyes to a truth far too many ignore: America desperately needs prison reform.

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 1d

I command you! Kill me!

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d

MLB teams should be required to give each of their players $1,000 in DraftKings bonuses to use every game so they can get sports gambling out of their systems safely.

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d

giving thanks for certain shit

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

schlurg

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

Why can’t I get the candy directly, instead of dealing with a web site?

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

But how do I get the candy?

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

this was the best shit I’d ever seen

blurry pic of AC unit that has a blurry number on it

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

The reason you’re seeing this all over TikTok btw is bc the ruling class is trying to drive down the price of house cleaning so they can get their shit warshed cheap. Remember “learn to code?”

Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 2d

side hustle idea:

Clean 2 houses a day for $300
Do this 5 days a week
Congrats you accidentally made $150k

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

Diagram of the human respiratory system but saddam Hussein is in one of the lungs

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

mate….

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

I have only ever eaten pizza at a temperature of 500,000 degrees kelvin. This post is not relatable to me.

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

If a big account followed me I would find their address and work it into posts for a few days. She 433 Church St. Apt 4A on my Lexington until I Kentucky! Things of that nature. Keep em on their toes.

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve got this show on a different bootleg (“Psychedelic Sounds From the Gymnasium”) and you’ve inspired me to throw it on. Thanks!

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Aug 23

Thanks

Screenshot of a Google Business "Questions and answers" box with the following text:

Q: How are you running your business if no one answere the phone.
A: Yea the rings are endless

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

getting paid to watch money plane is the ultimate money plane

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d

money plane gang rise up

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