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The Lost Paladin
@paladinlost.bsky.social
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A bisexual weirdo with a love of sci-fi, flaring bouts of low self-esteem, good leftist politics, overactive empathy, and you work in IT? You might as well have just said "human fighter".
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · Dec 27
As somebody who's hired over a hundred IT engineers across a variety of disciplines, I can speak authoritatively on this - Vivek is a fucking moron. For one, Vivek's trying to have it both ways - using IQ instead of skill and blaming culture. If culture was the issue, there would be a skill gap -
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d
“Kids”
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 1d
Do yall realize what a staggering level of dumbfuckery it is to have to use your tariffs earnings to pay off the people getting fucked by reciprocal tariffs?
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 1d
The Democrats are asking for $40bn/year to ensure that tens of millions of Americans will have access to health care. The GOP just gave Argentina that same amount for no other reason than having Milel's fucked up government fail would make the GOP and Libertarians look bad.
nbcnews.com NBC News @nbcnews.com · 1d
The Trump administration is working on an additional $20 billion support package for Argentina. If completed, it would bring the total price tag of a U.S. backstop plan for Buenos Aires to $40 billion.
U.S. support for Argentina could hit $40 billion
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said an additional $20 billion in private-sector loans for Argentina could effectively double the value of a U.S. rescue plan.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 1d
Also, for the love of fuck Conservatives - stop defining yourself by striving to be worse than the people you hate. Whataboutism isn't a debate tactic, it's just a way to try and stop conversation.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 1d
Nazi vTubers are easily the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
Christians and Muslims worship the same deity - it's just a differing ruleset and interpretation on whether Jesus was Messianic or not.
KSA - There's no reason for Christians to go there - there are no tourist Visas.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 2d
Honestly, I barely play anymore. My joy for this game has been sucked out - I know on some level, the gameplay should be divorced from the corporate greed and shitty tactics, but my other options are either to let myself get rolled or wait for my decks to get power creeped out. Hasbro makes me sad.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 2d
Well, they've ripped us off with virtually every other product recently - why not charge $180 for free shit?
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 2d
What's the term for this, when the dollar loses its value and the cost of everything goes up....in...in...infla....??
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d
This is what happens when your country is run by incompetent knuckleheads.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 2d
The "anti-woke" backlash was always about white collar labor competition from nonwhites, not hr bullshit. bsky.app/profile/phil...
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 2d
Mike Johnson has some legitimately terrible memory or he just doesn't pay attention to anything going on around him, which are great characteristics for a lying sack of shit, but terrible characteristics for the Speaker of the House.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Q: This has been reported for a while. Cory Mills was accused of beating a girlfriend in his DC apt. Are you concerned about these allegations?

JOHNSON: You have to ask Rep. Mills about that. He's been a faithful colleague. I don't know the details. Let's talk about things that are really serious
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 2d
I think the most dumbshit thing he said was that NYT isn't totally willing to do meaningless puff pieces, and that people still respect the writers rooms at NYT/WaPo/Salon/etc.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 2d
This is a good sound bite, but I think we should all become more familiar with the distinction between misinformation and disinformation. There was misinformation around COVID - we didn't have all the info, so some statements were either misinformed or true at the time. RFK's disinformation is lies.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Sunny Hostin to Cheryl Hines: "The problem is that your husband is the least qualified HHS head that we've had in history. I think that's very dangerous. He has spread a lot of misinformation, chaos, and confusion."
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 3d
There's like five actual Libertarians in the world.
99.99999% of all Libertarians fall into one of three categories:
1. I want to drive my girlfriend around without a car seat.
2. I want to be MAGA but without the backlash.
3. I read Atlas Shrugged at 14 and stopped thinking entirely.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 3d
54/12 = 4.5
68/30 = 2.26666 (??)
72/12 = 6
82/18 = 4.555555556

What the fuckery?
aviva2.bsky.social Aviva @aviva2.bsky.social · 4d
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Toilet paper is the hardest kind of math: 12 mega plus = 54 regular 30 double plus = 68 regular 12 super mega = 72 regular 18 plus = 82 regular
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 3d
America's eighth-best sword youtuber is crashing out hard..
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 4d
What spaces are those. David? I've never heard a leftist treat Fuentes with an iota of dignity.
davidpakman.bsky.social David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 4d
The extreme left’s weird soft treatment of Nick Fuentes is a reminder that if you go far enough in either direction, you loop back around
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 4d
Never speak to me or my father ever again.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 5d
Am I allowed to choose the implement?

If so, BEND OVER BUBSY.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 5d
There is nothing good nor hot about Bubsy. Bubsy is a plague - some sort of cat-locust that returns to ravage the good Earth every dozen or so years.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 5d
One of the things I like most about my move to Bluesky (and leaving the other site) is how it's taught me to be a better consumer. I used to bite on rage-bait bullshit but then I realize if I don't value the person making the rage-bait, there's no value in discussing it. So now I just block Sally.
chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 5d
Sally Jenkins is pulling a rage-bait grift. She told you it was a rage-bait grift. And yet, so many people quote-reposted this, sharing it, and giving her exactly what she wanted. 🫣
Sally Jenkins Follow @sallyjenx.bsky.social Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv... & Gift Article Don't Bet Against Bari Weiss The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics. © www.theatlantic.com October 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM Everybody can reply 2 reposts 321 quotes 23 likes 20 saves Sally Jenkins•@sallyjenx.bsky.social • 4h Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv..  Gift Article Don't Bet Against Bari Weiss The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics. © www.theatlantic.com 914 1 323 23
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 5d
Hadn't see this card before and I already have a War Doctor deck - this could be really fun....
girldickenergy.bsky.social One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 5d
This big, beefy spider speaks to me.
Gloria, the Great Armorer (Araña, Heart of the Spider) One, a red, and a white Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. Whenever a modified creature you control deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.) 3/3
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 5d
Obviously, Flavor Flav is a real one - but this is a more well-reasoned and communicated message on firearms than 99% of what comes out of DC.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 5d
But how do you really feel?
bluesnowflake.bsky.social Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 6d
Kid Rock commenting on woman’s looks as if we give AF what an anorexic methhead, who looks like he’s been shat out a homeless man’s ass, thinks. I’d rather sew my vag shut w dental floss then be whatever tf he is🤦🏻‍♀️
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 5d
THE CHEESE TAX!! THE CHEESE TAX!!
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 5d
I can't put my finger on it, but the Broncos seem like the worst 4-2 team possible. Lost to Indy and the Chargers, but won games that all feel sketch - Cam Ward's first game, a positively awful Jake Browning game, that weird Philly game where the defense folded, and now the Jets.