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That Dragon Guy

@paintyourdragon.bsky.social

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Maker of Things • Hi-Tech Cosplay • Posts Lots of Dragons & Monsters • SFW, please do not Get Weird in the replies, I will block.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · Dec 1

FAIR WARNING: now is your chance to mute/block/unfollow me because Star Wars: Skeleton Crew begins Monday and I Will Not Shut Up About the Space Werewolf until the mid-January final episode or if the character dies, whichever comes first. But maybe longer. #PirateCaptainBrutus #WoofWoofSpacePirate

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 2h

I hate that “vibe coding” means AI-assisted slop. Losing yourself in a flow state for four hours with Orbital’s “Kein Trink Wasser” on loop as your fingers somehow write bare metal cycle-accurate code with linked DMA descriptors and shit, THAT is ✨the vibe✨.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 3h

While not unbearable, it’s just…why does it ALWAYS peak on monster day? And then the rarsuit-left-in-parked-car-without-shade thing.
.:🐺💦:.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 3h

EVERY TIME. EVERY SINGLE TIME. HNNNNGH.
.:👿:.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 3h

Not at all! It’s like when you get an affirmational fortune cookie and keep the slip in your wallet for good luck.

That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 3h

🎵The club can’t even handle me right now🎶

That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 4h

When I think of AI I think of the original Segway. So much hype built around this machine to replace…walking. Except most folks find a stroll kind of enjoyable and it keeps your arteries from turning all crunchy. But it was ✨ThE FuTuRe Of CiTiEs✨!

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D.N. Schmidt, sci-fi novelist🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 5h

Instead of seven months with thirty-one days, they should take six days away to make them an even thirty. The extra days would go to October for a new week-long Halloween.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 4h

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this…

That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 15h

I’m going to tell my grandkids this was Hevisaurus:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4y2...

Samurai - Me Jalo | Presentación QELM Temporada 7 (HD)

YouTube video by Fans de la Máscara Mundial

www.youtube.com

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 15h

I believe in werewolves.
No, I mean…you got this.

That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 16h

Uh oh. Is it something I did?

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 18h

Oh, to have a werewolf’s metabolism! 🐺🍰❤️

That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 18h

I think it’s an off-the-rack item!

www.halloweencostumes.com/alien-adult-...

Premium Alien Xenomorph Adult Costume | Exclusive Costumes

Have you become stranded on broken down space station full of aliens? You'll be able to blend right in with them when you wear this exclusive Alien Adult Premium Xenomorph Costume!

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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 2d

GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.

Bria "tries to write a book" Horses @thevoidencore.bsky.social · 7d

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

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Haunted Cosplay @hauntedcosplay.bsky.social · 22h

There are two wolves inside of you @newyorkcomiccon .... but not anymore since it was the last day.
Spider-Wolf: @zombonezie
Werewolf Wolverine: @hauntedcosplay
@newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social #marvel #marvelcosplay #werewolf #spiderman #Wolverine #spiderwolf #nycc2025 #newyorkcomiccon #nycc

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 23h

Like how bad do you have to fuck up to be imprisoned by the Spanish Crown *during the Spanish Inquisition*?

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 1d

#MonstersJustHangingAroundDoingNormalPeopleStuff

Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 2d

"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you. A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 1d

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 1d

Spinch

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 1d

Even if you don’t have time to paint, at least it’s to scale. You’re one step ahead of Doc Brown.

That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 1d

I have this really rude habit where people will break the ice with something like “Hey you know what’s really awesome?” and I’m supposed to respond “What?” but instead I say “DRAGONS!!1!” Every. Single. Time.

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🔱 𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕊𝕋 🔱 🔜@FURPOC B5 @beastsoul.bsky.social · 1d

as spooky season rolls around, I need to remind everyone that the person in this viral werewolf image is in fact my friend @smogteeth.bsky.social lmao

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 1d

@smogteeth.bsky.social You are cool! True Science Fact!

That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 1d

Oh hey! Glad to see you’re moots. I’d been meaning to ask, seemed like you’d mesh. ❤️

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Viz the Bogeymart @bogeymanviz.bsky.social · 2d

Best time of year, bar none 🎃

Meme. A cat labelled "me" is looking a tray of cupcakes, labelled "costume party," "pumpkin patches," "Halloween socks," "Spirit Halloween," "Trick or treating," "Halloween shopping," "Haunted houses," Horror marathon," "Pumpkin carving," "Pumpkin everything."

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