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The Millennial Man Fully COYS Play host to a bunch of Yappers here: https://bsky.app/profile/yaps-podcast.bsky.social Views mine and absolutely nobody else’s You can call me Owen

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · Jul 21

Hello Internet Friends, Fantasy Premier League is back and I thought it would be a whole lot of fun for us to all compete against eachother in a league, so I bring to you the INAUGURAL COYSky FPL league, please use this link to join: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...

Let’s go!

#coys #fpl

Fantasy Premier League, Official Fantasy Football Game of the Premier League

Official Fantasy Premier League 2025/26. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.

fantasy.premierleague.com

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 42m

I think it would be a lot more disturbing to eat the people with their skin off

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 47m

Both things can be, and are, true

ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 48m

Spurs are already doing it!

ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 49m

a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him

ALT: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 51m

I eat kiwis with the skins on like an apple and my wife thinks it’s really weird.

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1h

A week ago I saw someone eat an orange in the way you'd eat an apple; peel and everything. It disturbed me so much that I've not been able to get it out of my mind. Sharing so you can think about it too.

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 52m

There needs to be a version of the classic scene where Johan is on a date and he has an earpiece in and Fabio is giving him advice but in this version Fabio keeps getting tangled up in his wired headphones in increasingly ridiculous and slapstick ways

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 54m

I do still love these though

ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 57m

*Any Way You Want It by Journey starts playing*

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 1h

So the music is Funky and ordinarily I’d love it, but it doesn’t scream “HERE IS THE NEWS” to me.

ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 1h

It ends on an emotional note when Johan’s data skills come in key to save Fabio from a lengthy jail sentence when his whacky get rich quick accounting scheme goes awry

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 1h

Paratici - “Johan! The only sheets you get busy on are in Microsoft Excel!”
Etc etc

ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 1h

Spurs are secretly making an odd couple buddy comedy where smooth talking, lothario Fabio Paratici is hired to help reclusive data nerd Johan Lange get more confidence both with the ladies AND the transfer market.

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ownbraaaggghhhhnd @ownbrand.bsky.social · 3h

FOURTH!?! I blame my pit crew

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Gareth Dace @80s90sspursbooks.bsky.social · 3h

A new dose of Spurs nostalgia for your ears this morning right here!
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My great thanks to @theodelaney.bsky.social for looking back at the 89/90 season with me!