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Psst. He kneels before power, not Jesus.
Need to find a foundry to make brass urinals of his head. If I start stockpiling them now, I'll be a multimillionaire within two weeks of his death.
What are the odds that the construction company is owned by Oleg Deripaska?
Thanks, Republicans.
Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.
Nicely done. Anyone with the gall to say that you're not a journalist is a fool.
If not that, I hope he lives to see it turned into a homeless shelter.
That would sound like an unintended request for me to be even louder.
There is probably a silver lining here: maybe some brave troops refused to execute innocent people.
*pushes glasses toward face*

Ackshewly, so much diarrhea dropped that he must have defecated into a pit toilet and had the contents transferred to that fighter jet. The volume delivered suggests that it took years to accumulate and that he had assistance.
My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
What are the odds that the survivors' silence is bought with my tax dollars?
Lots of that show shot in Vancouver
It's genius. You really sell the whole "Trump's mouth is an asshole" angle.
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Did he save up his poop for the plane, or did he have to buy lots of poop?
Even he shouldn't be kink shamed.

Donnie has got to be over the moon. Seeing that many people coated in shit has allowed him to have his first erection in almost ten years.
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Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”
Can't have them talking to the international press...
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Every parade has the right to exist
Have reporters tried something along the lines of:

"Would it be bad if Americans are ever detained by ICE for Y hours/days?"

or

"Can you assure Americans that they won't be detained by ICE for Y hours/days?"
More like "Opus nighty-night," amirite
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
How do you know that it's a left hand drive?
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We are marks and chumps honestly. Little girls and grandmothers were in the streets of Cairo for weeks over less than this, and at greater peril to their own safety.
Thinking about how much of their violence has been normalized already, how scenes that caused shockwaves 6 weeks ago are now part of the rhythm of daily life. Watched a TikTok from a daughter who has to do her parents' laundry & get their groceries because they're in hiding. This is just it now
"my sainted grandmother is going to be at a no kings rally. My priest is going to be at mine. Donald Trump's loyal goons are disgusting and will stoop to any level to worship him like some kind of naked emperor."