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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪

@oscarxray.bsky.social

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Beware The Judderman, my dear, when the moon is fat... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ♥️𝖆 𝖋 𝖈 🤍

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 20h

One nil to the Arsenal! Ezeeeee! (Sorry for the delay, I was on a plane. Better tell my wife I've landed now...)

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 4d

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 4d

And a pox on whomever first spelled "autumn" like that. Chicanery of the highest order.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5d

I fucking knew it.

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 4d

Thank goodness they’ve got wifi on the flight. I don’t deserve a break from This Shit.

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I *just* watched an old video yesterday that started off by saying "Iceland is the only country on earth that has no snakes or mosquitoes". How grim.

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I am still doing things that would be considered "crazy" if I was running for office, but since it's not overt Nazism, I think I'd get away with it.

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

It worked for David Cameron...

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I'm very much already part of the database here - work for the government and have already been arrested, so I forget that others need to be more careful.

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

Completely understood. I realised my error after asking.

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

(I understand why that means not sharing them also)

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I approve, not that you'll be concerned by my approval, naturally, but good vibes

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I would like to learn about your tattoos. I have a sick tattoo myself.

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

They were called the "National Socialists" so they're definitely the same!

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

The white guy is probably a Nazi, but the other guy who actively wants to make things better for working class people like me has a name I can't spell without help, so... WHITE NAZI, PLEASE!

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

a pixelated image of a man in a suit walking

ALT: a pixelated image of a man in a suit walking

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

Sean Connery and Billy Connolly made careers out of just sounding like themselves.

Scottish and Irish people deserve special dispensation to sound amazing in any media.

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

... Even if he removes it, apologises and makes amends, he should still never hold office. Politicians these days can't "not make it about them", apparently, so he'll probably do the "cancel culture" thing and make everything worse.

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

He has proven himself unfit to make good decisions that aren't clearly not prejudicial to vast swathes of the public. He should never take elected office. The problem now is that he can't shake the Nazi tag, so he'll probably be adopted and endorsed by the right...

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I have a tattoo that refers to Wyndham Rotunda (Bray Wyatt from the WWE). If he turned out to be a Nazi, I would have it stricken from my body the moment that it became known. If I couldn't afford to get it covered or removed, I'd never wear shorts in public. (It's on my calf.)

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I'd still see him as the "war buff" who proudly rocked his Totenkopf, rocked it - taps aff in public - and didn't get it removed until it became a problem for his own advancement.

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

youtu.be/c1kgZLgWpb8?...

H2O What Happened

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I am not a smart football thinky man, but I really liked in the first half that we were taking shots quickly and seemed to dwell less on the ball. That made me think that we were going to score goals. Then, in the second half, we scored lots of goals, which was good and I think the game was good.

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🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

That's OK when it comes to a cheesy movie from the 90s. Not so much when it's about Nazism.

🎃𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 ☠️-𝕣𝕒𝕪 @oscarxray.bsky.social · 5d

I used to "ironically" like Street Fighter: The Movie, but it wasn't really ironic, I just really liked it and other people didn't, so I fooled myself into thinking it was me being camp and quirky about something bad - No, I just really like Street Fighter and I am no longer ashamed to admit it.

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