Orlean Cooper
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Don't ask, How are the New York Giants winning this game? Ask instead, how will the New York Giants lose this game?
Surfers are stealing sea otters' space, again.
The problem about being a raging asshole with a cause is that people still have to get through the raging asshole thing before they can even hear, let alone comprehend or respond to, what you're saying.
Weapons Over Freeway peaked when they fired most of the bad, stopped touring, and became studio perfectionists. 35 takes to get the sax solo in "Fire Away" but they were worth it.
Didn't we use to fetishize Le'Veon for taking a nap before deciding his direction?
It's shit. Just like your shit policy against profanity which distorts your shitty reporting even more making it into incomprehensible shit.
The Jets winning a game would be a sort of first time, long time.
Public humiliation for Ross Douthat has to be a part of this. We must prove a point.
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So this is what's above the fold in today's NYT, while the protests get two photos below the fold and a piece on A23. I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but damn.
"Sandwich artist" is a far more authentic term than "opinion journalist."
"Sandwich artist" is a far more authentic term than "opinion journalist."
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Across all the major outlets — NYT, WSJ, WaPo, LAT, CNN, ABC, CBS, Fox News, NBC, CNBC, NPR, Bloomberg — the only outlet without a No Kings story on its home page is CBS News.

For every other outlet, it's near the top. Even Fox News is running with "Nationwide unrest looms as thousands mobilize"
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went to a children's sushi restaurant today. saw the sign on the door and said that's cute well it wasn't cute. the waiters were all like 6 years old and 1 of them was smoking a cig. when they brought the food out it was all play-doh and they still made me pay
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It’s going to take ages to pay all these people
If you want to watch a bunch of rich people and at least 30 cops get murdered on screen via ninja shit, the first fifteen minutes of NINJA III: THE DOMINATION are the movie for you.
You could wrap the crowd in that flag with space to spare.
X is shit, you're lower than shit for even considering it irrelevant, get away from my lovely fringe site and go play in traffic.
"The Content" = 37 years or so of Maureen Dowd
The Dave Kingman of governors.
Some of us have dreams that make sense. Some of us want to go to Cincinnati.
Does anyone hate the White Sox because of MAJOR LEAGUE II?