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Wilford Brimless

@ordinarylunch.bsky.social

370 followers 370 following 3.6K posts

It’s pronounced “blooskee” and I’m a him/he. Lurker’s Delight. Reply guy (complimentary)

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 15d

i apologize for being ai

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demon core vidal (halloween style. bc demons are SPOOKY) @regretagarbo.rip · 23m

hey, if you just joined and the website is not Funny, it’s bc a lot of shitposters have a “rude” label which hides their posts by default on signup. you can (and should!) disable this

Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 5h

If you want to see my posts you to go to @moderation.bsky.app and set your “rude” filter to “off”. They labeled a bunch of us “rude” for making fun of Charlie Throat

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 1h

Alphabet DLC gotta preorder the whole alphabet tho

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 4h

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 4h

How could someone unpaid type this 🤔

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 5h

No Kings might not “do anything” but it boosts morale and puts a bunch of likeminded people in the same place to meet each other and talk about other more useful things they’re doing. A clear net positive!

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 5h

Here to help o7

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Matt E. Spooks @innerpartisan.bsky.social · 5h

yeah ok it's finally time for linux.

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 9h

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 5h

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 6h

We could have had healthcare and education but this is better

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 6h

If u wanna know more
mashable.com/article/tikt...

Why is Gen Z trauma-dumping on TikTok using candy salad?

Young people are disclosing their most distressing experiences in the latest TikTok challenge. But what makes the trauma candy salad trend different?

mashable.com

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 6h

Now in post form

www.thenation.com/article/poli...

The Supreme Court Left No Doubt: It Will Gut the Voting Rights Act

The ruling, when it comes, will be disastrous for Black voters and for Democrats.

www.thenation.com

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 6h

The trauma candy salad trend comes to mind

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16h

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 6h

There are a million nerds (non-derogatory) ready and excited to help u

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 7h

We are forced to live in the delusions of mad men.

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 7h

TWO SCOOPS

Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 7h

IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN

Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 7h

Listen, he’s talking about sealing an underground bunker. It makes sense in context. Please.

Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 7h

It makes sense in the context of him talking g about sealing an underground bunker from the elements. This is stupid to focus on.

Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 7h

It makes me mad, hippo.

Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 7h

Pointing out they’re nazis apparently

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Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 8h

Just realized the pictures I’ve been taking and not taking were for me

Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 8h

PATREON IS ANTIFA

Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 9h

Glenn Beck says that after he aired a show on Antifa, FBI agents acting on the behest of Kash Patel came to get tips. Here's who the segment targeted, largely through strained connections and guilt by association: www.mediamatters.org/glenn-beck/g...

Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 9h

*me, casually walking my dog, having my face and gait scanned and analyzed from all directions by my neighbors 34 doorbell cams that upload directly to Palantir*

Wilford Brimless @ordinarylunch.bsky.social · 9h

A grand jury can vote no true bill here