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i post with my heart critical care medic drakenier, 1000xResist, & nitw shitposter "a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself." "at the end of everything, hold on to anything." *no worries*

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · Sep 25

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Machine Lifeform: ugh, no no no no NO. Did you even study theory!?

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4h

skald out here posting jumpscares smh

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4h

guh!

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4h

dead, looks like

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 5h

not gonna get me this time Mara, I'm cancelling my subscription fr this time!!!

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 6h

if I had known this in 1996 I would've saved myself a lot of time figuring shit out tbh

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 6h

I am a predictable bisexual tho and choose my starters based on how relatable they are, tends to be birds or reptiles tho I'm a real sucker for a crocodilian, gotta be that empty headed totodile

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 6h

who is truly subbier, the grass lad or the water type boy who is weak to the grass type???

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 6h

chelsea...

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 18h

do you wanna come over and do punch up on each others suicide notes

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 23h

game freak give Mimikyu a mega evolution tia

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

the words still echo in my mind, rolling through the valleys of neurons like thunder, their power self-assured and undeniable, the secret mantra of the masters of the universe...

"nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen"

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 2d

They all expect to be the people on the spaceship

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

Trump big mad about China doing export controls with things the US is straight up incapable of getting for itself, just another day in the American century of humiliation

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 5d

sometimes I think it's important to remember the real victims of AI: the FBI agents who lost their jobs reading online to update all our COINTELPRO dossiers

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 5d

nierrein.com/General/Libr...

Project Birdcage / Library

An index of all chapters of NieR Re[in]carnation.

nierrein.com

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 5d

Like memories of pure light...

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 6d

"At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

Hasta siempre, Commandante!

1 Molt per Octave @runawaypiper.com · 6d

Few modern figures are more misunderstood and deliberately maligned than Che. Read his words and understand why that’s not an accident

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 6d

58 years ago Che was executed

Take some time to learn about him and read him today

Reminiscences of the Cuban Revolutionary War

www.marxists.org/archive/guev...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6d

The guy from Troll 2 screaming at a woman being turned into vegetables and being eaten

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 6d

Mastodon got a fifth column gd lmao

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 7d

I don't think the US is somehow magically good or should exist or anything but these are fundamental civics and if we simply go "well that would mean a conflict between the state and the Fed and that's not okay" then we should simply stop having states altogether at that point.

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 7d

Their guard should be defending the city from the fed. Fed trumping state is the exact modern development that the guard is intended to defend from.

Governors not using their armies to defend their state sovereignty surrender their sovereignty, and if that happens, there's no "federation."

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 7d

The entire reason national guard exists is to defend states from federal invasion and federal violation of state sovereignty, literally explicitly this is the purpose of the national guard, and why it answers primarily to the governor, hth

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 7d

eating the tide pods so everyone knows I'm cool but also of a certain vintage

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 8d

is this ... are you threatening me??

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