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On Kalapuya Land

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 17h

Mostly harmless

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 17h

Just a silly little guy at the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet, that sounds like him, yeah

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 19h

Somebody, not graphically challenged like me, needs to craft a new flag!

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 19h

Pronounced "aaauuuuugghhh run!", right?

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 20h

Ocarina of guacarina

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 20h

If that's a piss-stain, it suggests that ice holes don't wear cups when they go out. Interesting information to have

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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 1d

America now has to defend itself from its own government.

Nothing more patriotic than standing up to arbitrary and abusive authority

These resistance fighters are true heroes and will be remembered as the most courageous among us.

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 1d

Neither is "losers" but here we are

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 1d

I'd love to but my glasses are all steamed up 👓

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 1d

Cotton-eyed Joe?

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 1d

That's no moon, but orange fool is mooning us

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 1d

Yomama

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 1d

Carrot Top?

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 3d

Levon, with his lever, robbed the L'ouvre, with his lever

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4d

If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah. I went through a Nazi-hating phase early on, and just kinda got stuck there. Never really developed beyond that point, y'know?

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 4d

Turn evil for what?

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, that divide-by-zero error is a big, big problem!

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 4d

And windy, too! Rain and wind, spooky music, lights out and fireplace lit. Was that a shadow moving in the firelight, or what did I just see?

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 5d

Need an icon for butthole discourse, too

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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 5d

also…you don’t spend $250 million dollars building a fancy country club expansion for a home you plan on leaving in a few years.

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 6d

I'll take a haunted gecko over that other guy any day of the week.

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 6d

I thought Princess Spock was *from* Alderaan. Did I get that wrong?

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Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) @autisticadvocacy.org · 6d

Check out this event “Permission, Pleasure, and Power: Consent as the Foundation for Disability and Reproductive Justice.” This event features Carrie Buck Distinguished Fellow, Laura Millar. Tuesday October 28th, at 5:30pm ET. More info: brandeis.zoom.us/webinar/regi...

Welcome! You are invited to join a webinar: Permission, Pleasure, and Power: Consent as the Foundation for Disability and Reproductive Justice (Carrie Buck Lecture). After registering, you will receive a confirmation email about joining the webinar.

Join us for our 3rd Annual Carrie Buck Distinguished Fellowship Keynote event, “Permission, Pleasure, and Power: Consent as the Foundation for Disability and Reproductive Justice," featuring our Distinguished...

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.bsky.social · 6d

John Ronald McDonald Royal Burger King Tolkien, I though