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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 5h

GRINS. WIDELY.
BUDDY.

Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 7h

Well slap my jar of pickles- you might be onto something...

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Bunnysuitconman 🔞 @bunnysuitconman.bsky.social · 1d

part of my emotional healing is infact trying to draw good pussy

close up screen grab of pixel art of an anthro womans vulva

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levi 🥪🍎 @jpegdisco.bsky.social · Jul 28

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 9h

And it BETTER get a laugh outta you BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD IT IT DONTTTT... well I'll pour ranch dressing over their heads regardless.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah go have with with the (sobbing emoji sobbing emoji sobbing emoji)

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 15h

The importance of literature overrides all else.
#deltaruined

Tenna is minding himself away with a book, pauses and then looks down, calling out "how are you holding up down there?"

Tenna watches from his chair as spamton is busy with humping his leg. "Wowie, seems you're having lots of fun!" Tenna says as spamton stops to take a moment to catch his breath.

Tenna holds a finger up with one hand as a signal to wait, while the other hand holds the book "Well after I finish this chapter then I'll attend to you. Plot is REALLY picking up now!"
He goes back to reading, as spamton continues to hump the leg, whining in the process.
Finally tenna shuts the book and sets it aside "OK done!". Spamton is happy at that announcement.

And now there's spamton under tenna, ecstatic to finally get going with him. Tenna is happy just being there, happy that spamtons happy. Shown with a flower sprouting from tip of his nose.

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 1d

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Som 🔞 Pyrussy era @lordofrevel.bsky.social · 12d

I was looking everywhere for this vine and I am glad to say I did preserve it

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Audra Stang @audra-stang.bsky.social · 7d

back then, this is what commercials looked like. now, it's what porn looks like.

RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 7d

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tv hell @grimyvhs.bsky.social · Aug 3

i think the sex should be funny
#spamtenna #deltaruined

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Gobifrip @gobifrip.bsky.social · May 20

Lady Mar-Melläd 💚

Pinup Illustration of Melläd, the slime elemental (OC), sitting on a cloth with her legs spread. She exposes her slime-dripping genitals to the viewer. Also, the background makes her look strangely menacing.

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tufted titmouse (taking tiny timeout) @titmou.se · Dec 29

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 4d

Right In Front of My Girlfriend - My Female Friend Gives Me a Handjob With No Underwear On!

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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 12d

we both know master likes me best 2️⃣ #kinktober

illustration of two dog boys resting their heads in their master's lap. they're both leashed with metal cage muzzles, and they're looking at each other, one coy, one with disdain.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 4d

Heat seeking missile coming inbound. Hope that's good enough.

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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 13d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 4d

Spritz them with cleaning spray. Then turns on high powered pressure hose at maximum setting.
#deltaruined

Spamton is rather mad, pissed off even. Arms folded and scowl across the face as he talks mentally to himself. "OHH who the HELL does he think he is.. what- just because he's the boss he could make the rules?" He only digs deeper in his angry thought. "Well not with ME around. Not with ME in town."

"YES YES I'll show him. I'll show him what it means to be the Boss. When hes in a leash and collared." his thoughts continue on, "let's see the big boss man on all fours and whimpering HEEHEEHEE." He really likes thinking to himself, "and then- WAIT!" and finally now he's actually thinking about what he's thinking. That realization hitting him.

Spamton takes a moment to comprehend, and then cringes. Now he physically shouts out, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?" and so with it he begins to smack the side of his head, in attempt to snuff out anything else to come of this subject. "Can't be having these thoughts with me GOOD LORD"

Meanwhile all the way with tenna, he's just standing there with a packet of papers. He's having his own thoughts. "I sure hope I get TOUCHED today." He doesn't seem all that troubled over here.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 5d

They're in love. Sigh.
Time to put them both into the woodchipper.

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💖Coochie Connoisseur💖 @fluffyboobs.bsky.social · 5d

I made a post of how I draw cock tips, so I may as well make on for how I draw coochie

It ain’t perfect, and I still heavily recommend you use real photos for reference, but it’s good as a sort of guidelines

Just have fun with it!!!!!!!