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Miss Pearl 🍁
@omisspearl.bsky.social
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Find me at omisspearl.com Author, blogger, dominant and occasionally community (dis)organizer. I talk about lifestyle femdom and stuff. Often I tilt at windmills. No, I will not be your dominant. (she/they) 18+ posts may occur.
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"The Unbearable Submissive Ego Of Domme Songs"

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Doing the online bra shopping nonesense. Did the bra that fits system, for sized into a 32H UK. This is too ridiculously large. Not even "I can't be that big!" But the gore slices into my chest and the cups are baggy.
It may go better. Gravol or benedryl help if not.
I had to use benedryl and off brand gravol for like a week once to help with a month long come down with a part so bad I basically lost three days to the dizzy. And that was a supervised taper.
Btw, if you are among the many folks I know, me included, who *need* kink for sex to seem appetizing, that's one of the "circumstances" people refer to.
What better way to celebrate Asexual Awareness Week than by spillin' the asexualiTEA with @sparklemaia.bsky.social! 1/2
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What better way to celebrate Asexual Awareness Week than by spillin' the asexualiTEA with @sparklemaia.bsky.social! 1/2
www.ohjoysextoy.com/ace-101-spar...
It's a good idea to have back up including to check end of year summaries, but tax offices usually have a statue of limitations type deal where they have to accept your filing and records can be safely shredded. 🤓

Eg IRS, YMMV by country

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How long should I keep records? | Internal Revenue Service
Get tips on record retention -- Learn the period of limitation on income tax returns, connecting records with property and keeping records for nontax purposes.
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Happy Amazon Prime Day! Amazon collects mountains of data about how you use the service, but there is a setting you can change to make it harder for the company to use that data to sell you more things. #OptOutOctober www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
If you post AI crap, even to promo another writer, I am going to unfollow you and block them. ❤️
Oh no, step brother, one of the chairs from our glass topped patio dining set has gotten stuck in the dryer! Step brother, don't fuck one of our glass topped metal patio set with vaguely Tuscan accent chairs!
I respect this is simply not my kink, but incest feels about as inherently erotic as the participants being transformed into an early aughts glass topped metal patio set.

It's not a disgust reaction, per say. More one of bewilderment.
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A comic about CNC kink I've been thinking about for a few years, and I finally decided to sit down and make it.
@nicolerprause.bsky.social is a great place to start for this sort of research. That is to say, the psychology of people who think sex is addictive to them, either alone or with others.
The bonus tragedy is the number of folks who snark, but despite progressive politics, still think a masturbation addiction is real.

Self identified sex (and porn!) addicts do not masturbate more than anyone else. They just feel more shame when they do.
"starting nofap in 1/2 months"
And there's a secular version of this that claims you will ruin your sexuality through some warmed over version of degeneration theory. So sex advice forums are full of dudes aged 18-26 convinced they wrecked ability to feel "good" attraction. It would be funny if they weren't so sincerely upset.
A lot of very Christian kids don't get the "it's natural, just do it in your room" talk, they get the Kellogg style scare tactic that it will make you into a weak willed monster or the idea it will ruin your ability to be loved.

It blends with new age garbage about essentially building Yang energy.
They are not actually addicted. Per research, self identified sex (and porn!) addicts don't have sex or look at porn more than the general population, they just get more upset about it when they do.

The GOP is full of men completely filled with despair they aren't pure, basically.
I would warn no good comes of that, but I read "In Fair Verona" and "no good" seems to be a typical hazard in the gorgeous sapphic Italian renaissance-verse.
This appears to be virtually every straight man I have ever met under the age of 50.
Oh yes! And to get abusively nasty at any sex workers who has the temerity not to perform perfect victimhood for them.
I have never met someone who spends and inordinate amount of time obsessing on how evil men are, who didn't turn out to be steeped in misogyny as well.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
When you have the perfect little casserole dish, but nothing to make in it.
It's always awkward to have to rub elbows with people who passionately hate fun. 🎃
I used to use a little flip notebook to give people trying to do dick reveals an Olympic figure skating style score.