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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻

@oldenoughtosay.com

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chaos feed. heritage, history, old buildings, social justice. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈. sea witch, professional gargoyle, teller of tales. (she/her)(Oxford, England)

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14d

I once again apologise to anyone who followed me for professional reasons

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 8m

The doctor is coming round tomorrow to give Froglet his one year vaccines so I am frantically cleaning everything because god forbid she find out we live in a house with children

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

BIG BOAT STUCK

Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 3h

Interesting events on the Norwegian/Swedish border, where the Hagland Captain is still stuck next to the Svinesund Bridge having failed to successfully identify the wet bit that runs underneath it.

Photo of the unfortunate vessel, suspiciously close to the shore and even more suspiciously not moving...

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

It’s very good photography

👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

Yeah I clocked the doors too but I thought they were the exception instead of the rule, as it were

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

I don’t hate it!! I just was laughing at myself for how long I thought it was some trick of the real estate camera

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

that’s not the weirdness here

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

ah no sorry that’ll be you falling victim to British real estate literalness; there is one bathroom as in room with a bathtub; there is also a cloakroom (half bath in American parlance)

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

I think that’s why it’s so weird- I just thought it was a camera thing until like 17/18 and then I was like hold UP

👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

to answer your next question I have literally no idea. I’ve seen a lot of shit in my life and my best guess is it was built between existing buildings that necessitated it and at least one of those no longer exists but genuinely I have no idea why

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

RIGHT. It was 17 that gave me a full body shudder

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

(It’s the hormone one but the joke made me laugh out loud good work)

👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

10/10

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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1h

Okay, here’s the game with this one: do NOT look at the floorplan. Look only at the photos.

Comment telling us which photo number you were on when you realised.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Check out this 3 bedroom cottage for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom cottage for sale in Caistor Lane, Tealby, Market Rasen, LN8 for £475,000. Marketed by Mundys, Market Rasen

www.rightmove.co.uk

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2h

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