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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 2h

I mildly heckled a Bluesky Elder last week and their followers kept liking my post until they scrolled down and realized they were supposed to block me

skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2h

"bsky is the scold website" my man just DM me and i'll give you three accounts you can talk shit to and get yourself mass blocked into some peace and quiet

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fuchs @foxwife.bsky.social · 5h

Arthur and Taylor are some of the most kind hearted and genuine people I've ever met in my life, and keep getting dealt horrible hands by circumstance. if you can spare anything to help them, few are more deserving

Canis Ovis @canisovis.bsky.social · 18h

Car got totaled on the way back from visiting family. Every step forward is 20 steps back. Tired. Getting a rental car to get back home. Lost work shifts. Don’t know what to do anymore to catch up. Hate to ask for help now, but anything helps. Thank you.

ko-fi.com/canisovis
www.paypal.me/canisovis

Front view of a 2013 Honda Fit with extensive front-end damage.

Image of the same 2013 Honda Fit being pulled up onto a tow truck bed.

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 3h

fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · Jun 13

type shi

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · Jul 2

It only there was a page dedicated how to having 2 phones … Follow for More!

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 12d

Dolly Parton carbon monoxide poisoning visualizer

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 22h

Real

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 23h

I turned your dad gay
Please don’t suck his penis
I turned your dad gay
Ple-e-ease

R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 1d

“Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord
Count your blessings”

“Bad Day” was released as a single on this day in 2003. It is one of two previously unreleased songs included on In Time: The Best of R.E.M. 1988-2003.

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine ur trying to smoke on ur lunch break n u look over see ur coworker is posted up in his car like the Bay Harbor Shrimp Eater

Some dude in his car with like sixty cocktail shrimp & he’s wearing a poncho like American Bateman cuz he’s messy with the shrimp I guess

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. Well, false alarm everyone

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

I ask the guy “hey are these both your cars” and he looks at me like I’m stupid. “Are you with the guy trying to pay on pump 1” no answer. They call it the Gen Z stare but 50 yos take five whole seconds to buffer & say “uh no” Great. Thanks man

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 1d

bro like “hey can I get 20 on pump 1” and it wasn’t working so I go out to look at it and it’s some other guy pulled up right behind him pumping gas. have to assume he’s a moron cuz the disrespect is crazy otherwise

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 3d

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 3d

I was about to come on here and say I really didn’t like bullet train but y’all twin peak asses probly love this shit huh

Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 3d

What the fuck. Was that his last movie before he died? That’s really sad actually

Bullet Train (2022) was directed by David Leitch

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Two Phones Haver @ocbf.bsky.social · 3d

What the fuck. Was that his last movie before he died? That’s really sad actually

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