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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 53m

this is so exciting! they finally have enough users that the can officially start ignoring their core base that got them there in the first place! 🥰

Bluesky @bsky.app · 20h

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40,000,013
users on Bluesky
80.00003% of 50,000,000 user goal (currently estimated in ~522.3 days)

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NPR @npr.org · 1h

Immigration enforcement officers are sometimes forgoing license plates or otherwise masking their cars while apprehending migrants across the U.S.

Camouflaging cars and swapping license plates: How agents make immigration arrests

Immigration enforcement officers are sometimes forgoing license plates or otherwise masking their cars while apprehending migrants across the U.S.

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 1h

you mean like some sort of a “d-dr-draft”?

Pfffff- that sounds crazy! Who would want that?
(literally everyone)

Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 3h

you know that facial reconstruction thing scientists on the History Channel always do where they find a guy’s skull, and using the power of technology they can recreate what the guy looked like?

I kind of wish there was a way to try that on this skull mask i got from Halloween USA the other day

Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 3h

if I was a delivery driver I think I’d keep a wheelchair and a neck brace in the trunk just to see able bodied people’s expressions when they see me come to the door 😈

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 4h

rabbit rabbit. 🐰🤞

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 4h

so many kids are going to have the kind of oral diseases they only still have in the poorest countries

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 9h

it was fun! 😄

crowd shot of YAMBAG playing in a big wide concrete Kathie

Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 13h

best couples’ costume I’ve spotted here tonight so far are these two who went as Samwise and Frodo from The Lord of The Rings… but from like the END of the series? Like they’re in costume, but they’re from I think the part of the last one where they’re just about to die at the top of Mt. Doom

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 15h

punk rock show? punk rock show!

Pink flyer with a skeleton on it for a Halloween show tonight under this bridge with a skate ramp

•Alienator
•Early Grace
•YAMBAG
•Siphon

Oct 31st
Zu Bridge
8PM
$10

Really phoning it in in terms of costumes this year. I have a “Skeleton Mask™” and a “Hooded Cape™”.

Listen, I never said I was any good at this stuff, okay?!?! 😤

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 16h

It needed to be shut down so long ago it’s insane. It is so unimaginably dangerous and that’s not even getting anywhere near how awful it is for the environment. Grim is the word.

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 16h

sorry- I just saw Brett Cooper reacting to one of those AI videos going viral on tiktok of fake single black mothers crying about losing SNAP benefits like it was real.

It has around 200K views in under 24 hours 🫩

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 16h

In a just country Sora would be illegal and everyone involved would be [REDACTED]

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 20h

Breaking News: The Trump administration was ordered to release billions of dollars in backup funds for SNAP, the nation’s largest anti-hunger program, after the administration said the government shutdown meant it couldn’t tap contingency funds.

Judge orders Trump administration to release billions in SNAP contingency funds

The government did rely on contingency funding to keep food aid going when it shut down during President Donald Trump’s first term.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 20h

that actually sounds really perfect for you now that I think about it. I mean with your skin tone…(ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵃⁱʳˢᵗʸˡᵉ )

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 21h

oh but other than not having tvp- this place totally rules, and you should check them out!

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 21h

I have now been to a total of THREE different hippy dippy grocery stores, and literally nobody has any tvp right now

I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that I may have to resort to going to “the bezos grocery store” ☹️

Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 2d

I have to call my local hippy dippy grocery store to see if they have “textured vegetable protein” in stock the way I used to have call weed dealers before it was legal

“hey man- I was about to swing by the area- you got anything?”

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 22h

I’m at the drug store and I just saw two people get in a minor car accident parallel parking… and then realize they were both going to the same store. That is like my worst nightmare.

Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 23h

Now Playing (this year Halloween really *DID* fall on a weekend, edition):

youtu.be/XgBrW7F-s30?...

Atom & His Package- Minds Playing Tricks On Me

Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 1d

Is there even any utility in pointing out just how blatantly illegal all of this is? It really seems like a waste of breath that could be used for something actually useful

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 1d

it’s just not fair. if I had that man’s level of undeserved confidence I would be so powerful

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 1d

the dude at the coffee shop randomly put a design in my drink this morning? Nice, but not very Halloween-y

Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 1d

somebody said Trump just wants a war- any war- so he can use it as an excuse to not leave office at the end of his term

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

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Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 1d

I’m supposed to go to a Halloween thing tonight and I still don’t have a costume, so I think I’m just going to close my eyes and run through a Spirit Halloween, and whatever sticks to me is what I’m going as this year

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