kerrence
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every few years this dude pops back up to talk shit for cash and man don’t you ever stop

we get it. we’ve gotten it for the better part of 20 years. stop
Kevin Federline claims that Britney Spears drank while pregnant and did cocaine while breastfeeding in new excerpts from the former dancer’s upcoming memoir.
Kevin Federline Claims Britney Spears Used Cocaine While Breastfeeding
bit.ly
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
got one of those “won’t come out until i blow it out with a bullet” earworm songs in my head, cool
good morning to pokemon z-a and the very funny at 6 am “look at this amazing panorama *cut to an ass*”
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i demand this commercial with the chestmouth fuck off to whichever portal to hell it came from
i don’t know how much of any of my current panic is due to this but i do not think anyone has really stopped to think through what everything means and what would have to happen when all of this ends, because you can’t go back and i think many people expect to.
better things aren’t possible, why do something when i could post
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Why thank you. #AEWDynamite
we announce CIA operations now

what
i need great wolf lodge to know that that commercial absolutely sounds like “balls out!” whether intentional or not and it is very funny
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Mr. Callis is at it again. #AEWDynamite
it’s beautiful. correct, no ICE ads anywhere ever
quit showing ICE ads during AEW
I did not like any of that at the time because I was into such wildly different and somewhat embarrassing stuff (late 90s/early aughts emo lmao)
my mom had one of those gigantic custom Chevy vans when I was a kid bc we drove all over the place. one time she got pulled over because my 5-year-old dumb ass was “sitting like an astronaut” (upside down, but buckled in) in one of those seats in the middle row. that seat spun. what the hell
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they are like the “Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home” lady in Airplane! and it is killing me. my brain is goo
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important note from libcrusher:
Reactivating temporarily to send a warning.
Since I got doxxed, it appears the same doxxing ring has targeted several other users. I learned that they were banned this week, only for Elon to, apparently, personally unban them. I feel obliged to warn everyone about my experience.

It wasn't just my personal information that got published. Someone, somewhere, got my passwords too. For my banking accounts, brokerage accounts, venmo, etc.
Most of which had different and unique passwords. All these attempts started the day i got doxxed, and have sporadically continued since. If you know anyone who's been doxxed by this group, you need to have them change all their passwords on every website immediately. Ensure 2FA and any other security measures are in place everywhere.
And, wherever possible, document and report it. Frankly, if you're a lefty of any note, do it now too

If anyone was also a victim of this or knows someone who was, there are ways to reach me. I wish I could go into more details right now. But until that time comes, protect yourself.

I will be deactivating in 20 minutes.
Hopefully, that's enough time for the warning to get out.
please release the pokemon game in the us at 7 and not midnight. i need something, anything
why does he look like he got punched in between the eyes? that is false hope.
I don’t want to go numb exactly because I don’t ever want this to be “normal” but I do want to tune out the constant noise of stupid shit so I can focus on the things I can actually fight lol