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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 13h

hands down alola is in the top 3 of pokemon design, i'm tempted to rank it over galar but it feel like that's recency bias talking lol.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 14h

something you quickly learn about alolan marowak is that losing its ground typing completely ruins it. and they made it learn its signature move one level BEFORE cubone evolves into it. so fuck it, starmie.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 20h

if you list your marketplace item as free, but it actually costs money, you will be eaten alive by fire
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 1d

literally stain from my hero academia

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 1d

lol you just know if it wasn't in the og gen 4 games 'ol spinda woulda got the axe.

i should check out the pmd games tho! they seem heavier on the story

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 1d

i've finally found a mannequin style that meshes well with my personal style and i can feel the rock lee weights coming off

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 1d

i love that not only do fem beezlemon's honking fat titties hang out the bottom of her shirt, half her ass hangs out the top of her pants

that's how you know the digimon character designers are happy healthy and thriving

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

even hotter pokemon take: let the pokemon have titties. it's clearly what the developers want

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

spinda hasn't been seen since the 3DS era either! bad bitches die in darkness

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

and since #dexit, bringing back an old pokemon can generate just as much dopamine as releasing a new one. like where tf is clamperl? her people need her!

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

i don't think gamefreak is ever gonna do this, but it's what i would do if i valued sustainability over short term gain

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

and since #dexit, bringing back an old pokemon can generate just as much dopamine as releasing a new one. like where tf is clamperl? her people need her!

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

i know dropping another 80ish methodically engineered mascots every generation is an easy way to print money, but it'd be even easier (and cheaper) to just focus on the mascots you already created.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

not the games, just the pokemon. you've gotta 1000+ of the lil fuckers you don't have to introduce anymore

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

it's pokemon hot take week so here's mine: they gotta stop making new pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 3d

the zootopia subreddit is very fun for people watching. the children's book adaptation of zootopia 2 leaked and there's much debate as to whether the book for babies accurately captures how medicore the movie's plot is

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 5d

while pangoro hits like a truck and is cool as hell, i quickly noticed a glaring flaw in my team composition: TOO MANY PUNCHERS. even moderately plucky golbats were eating my team for lunch. luckily i found the best pikaclone, mimikyu, and immediately threw her on the squad.

salazzle, bewear, mimikyu, alolan grimer, alolan marowak and araquanid from pokemon.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 6d

this wouldn't be happening if they'd found the pee tape

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 9d

for the first time in my pokemon playing career, i got so bored by my started that i box'd 'em, and added the vastly more interesting alolan grimer

oricorio also got box'd, because gamefreak gave it the worst movepool i've ever seen. WHY is it learning double slap in its mid-20s! pancham better.

pancham, bewear, salandit, alolan grimer, alolan marowak and araquanid from pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 9d

ty gym leader and internet personality iono

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 10d

dewpider evolved IMMEDIATELY because she is all about that action. poor cutiefly got difficulty curve'd and could no longer hang, and so got box'd and replaced by top 10 pokemon stufful.

cubone and salandit also joined the team! cubone hits like a goddamn tractor trailer so she has da big bone.

dartrix, oricorio, salandit, cubone, stufful and araquanid from pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 11d

rising rates of autism have been linked to not giving me a choccy milk

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🩸Spooky Sara🩸 @pashion.bsky.social · Jan 16

ANIMORPHS
"Shh.
I'm shifting into
SOUP
MODE"
SCHOLASTIC its Jason Alexander playing George Costanza from Seinfeld going into soup mode for the winter

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 12d

pichu evolved into pikachu and pikachu is so boring that he got box'd in favor of oricorio. and since i'm more of a cat person, rockruff got box'd and replaced with dewpider.

and rowlet evolved, which i barely even noticed.

dartrix, dewpider, cutiefly and oricorio from pokemon.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 14d

there's like nobody interesting to catch in the first 10 hours of the game, but i got by with these foddermons. cutiefly is actually kinda tuff!

rowlet, pichu, rockruff and cutiefly from pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 17d

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