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Fabian Elfeld

@nocheinautor.bsky.social

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I came here to advertise my books and annoy people with my bad opinions, and I'm all out of books. Lange Texte unter www.fabianelfeld.com Alle Pronomen okay.

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · Aug 24

I think about this very often.

A cartoon of two white people, one with brown and one with black hair. First panel: Brown hair says: "Hey Phil, could you help me with this essay?"
Black hair (Phil) replies: "Alright... Well first off, try using a computer. It'll make editing far easier."
Second panel: Black hair says: "If you insist on doing it by hand, though, use a pencil or pen, not a piece of meat."
Brown hair is holding a cut ham by the bone, looking at it.
Thir panel: Black hair says: "And lastly, you're not actually writing on paper, but rather you're beating a large, dead jellyfish with said meat."
The camera has zoomed out, so we're seeing brown hair still looking at the ham, standing in front of a cracked surface on which the dead jellyfish lies.
Fourth and last panel: Brown hair says: "Alright, point taken. Any spelling or grammar issues?"
Black hair is just looking at brown hair, sadly.

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 6h

Was findet ihr, funktioniert der auf Englisch besser, schlechter oder gleich?

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 6h

Das Installationspaket ist wie eine*e Milliardär*in.
Es braucht Admin-Rechte.

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 6h

Du hast den Faschokanzler "Narzißt" genannt.
Narzissmus ist eine Persönlichkeitsstörung.

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 8h

Right-wing minds think alike

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Jasper 🐦‍⬛ TTRPG artist @jaspermillerart.com · 9h

Oh!! It's my birthday!! I would be so appreciative if you could share my work. I still have openings this year if anyone would like to reach out!

Illustration of the fellowship from the Fourth Age actual play. They are at a high altitude looking down into a valley with a river. From left: Theodas (bald elf, many scars, dark beard, golden interlocking armor, dull blue cape); Iairen (elf, medium brown skin, kinky brown hair with undercut and half up style, blue robes, holding a blue palantir); Mistiel (elf with dark brown skin, copper cape, long white box braids half up, golden armour); Eona (human, dark brown long hair with golden scales woven through, leathers and cape, holding a sword); Chicory (hobbit-elfish, lilac dress, pale skin, brown hair in loose waves, holding a wooden staff that crooks over and holds a glowing white stone); Aerlind (elf, dark hair, blue fine outfit, tanned skin, east asian features, holds an astrolabe in one hand).

An alabaster gargoyle and a feminine figure dressed in black robes with their faces shadowed by hoods. The pair are within a gothic styled church, standing before an altar on a dais, preaching to spectators behind the POV. Candles cast plenty of light in the room despite the flames being purple, and all the decorations and the architecture is gothic in design. They look as though they are in the middle of performing a sermon in unison

Illustration of Dawes 'Rook' Mercar (human, olive skin, short dark hair, blue outfit, green eyes) and Lace Harding (dwarven woman, freckled, pale skin, red hair, leather pants and white shirt). The pair are painted in a pink tint, and the background is barren and monochromatic. They are clutching each other and staring defiantly to the right of the composition.

Illustration of a drow standing in front of a large white snake with wings. The drow has long white hair and dark green clothing with copper accents. He holds a dagger above his head with blue magic arcing between the blade and his hand. They are in the Underdark, with blue spores and mushrooms surrounding them.

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 8h

Da fehlt der Alt-Text (und außerdem ist ja nu auch keine Überraschung, dass die Grünen und die Union im Endeffekt dieselbe Politik machen, aber Bildbeschreibungen sind trotzdem wichtig).

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 8h

Und es war damals auch schon eine miese Idee. Dass Habeck im Endeffekt die gleiche Politik macht wie die Union, ist ja eigentlich klar, Grüne halt.

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 8h

Saneismus ist auch rechte Ideologie.

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 8h

Everything (or probably mor precisely everything I love to read or watch?).
I don't like rereading or rewatching stuff. I basically never do it.

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 1d

Looks good to me, but without alt-text, it's not accessible to people who ned image descriptions.
If you'd like help with how to add alt-text, you can ask me.

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 1d

I probably should, I have no useful answer to any of thos until the 7th.

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 1d

It's only the second day of #bookvember and already I have to pass.
I can't think of a children's book that might have influenced me in a way relevant to this question. Or any other way.
Can't even name one I'd recommend or consider interesting enough to mention here.
Sorry.

Samantha Breaux @woodenvelt.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome to #Bookvember Day 2!

Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.

#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity

Bookvember, a book share prompt game for writers and readers by @woodenvelt.bsky.social

Day 2: Share a children’s book that influenced you as a writer or reader. What about the book captured your imagination? Remember: Quote post using #Bookvember. Use alt text for images. Have fun and interact with others!

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 1d

Es ist fast, als wären wir Teil einer faschistoid strukturierten Gesellschaft, in der Eigenschaften abgewartet werden, die nicht zur faschistoiden Norm passen, voll komisch.
/s

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 1d

Habe gerade den mutmaßlichen Ursprung der Beleidigung "Arschgeige" erfahren und warum bin ich nicht überrascht, dass auch diese nicht okay ist?
wortschaetze.uni-graz.at/de/wortschae...

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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 3d

I am definitely in need of this month, so please share if you can!

Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 3d

ko-fi.com/laikalgagari...
Alright, updated the Ko-fi goal for November
need at least 50% by the end of the month, but 100% is preferable to really start getting debt cleared up.

Support LaikaLGagarin

ko-fi.com

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

That is kind of how it worked!

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

tempted to be grateful to Tom Clancy for providing the initial motivation.
If I didn't hate his guts, that is.
#BookSky #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #Authors

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

by no imaginable standard do it even remotely well, so I would refuse to show this first effort to most anyone who might ask (Nobody ever does.).
Still, it started me on a journey that didn't lead me to success in a traditionall, commercial sense, but writing has given me so much joy, I might feel

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

Hi #Bookvember, so my origin story is a rather common one, I think. I read a story - in my case, shamefully, Acts Of War by Tome Clancy, I think? - and thought 'Well this sucks, I can do it better', and in a way, I hope I did indeed write it better than Clancy did (I dislike him a lot.), but I did

Samantha Breaux @woodenvelt.bsky.social · 2d

Welcome to #Bookvember Day 1!

Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.

#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity

Bookvember, a book share prompt game for writers and readers by @woodenvelt.bsky.social

Day 1: Introduce yourself and share how you came to be a reader/writer. What is your reader/writer origin story? Remember: Quote post using #Bookvember. Use alt text for images. Have fun and interact with others!

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

Do you think there are more ways to dislike it?

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

Und ich denk immer, ich schreib keine Horrorgeschichten.

"Sie hätten damit auch noch ein bisschen robuster umgehen können, wenn Sie schon so fragen", sagte Rais. "Sie müssen sich von solchen Leuten nichts gefallen lassen."
"Mach sie uns nicht kaputt", rief Šašic. "Wir sind nicht in Judge Dread."
"Ja aber wir sind auch nicht in Demolition Man", antwortete Rais.
"Ich ... kenn die eh beide nicht", murmelte ich.

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

a person running in front of a sign that says " fu "

Alt: a person in red sports clothing with a cartoon cat with sunglasses and a basecap placed over the head does a slow silly run towards a sign that says "fud" and sidesteps that sign with a flamboyant gesture.

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Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

Es ist halt immer noch viel zu repressiv und naja "demokratische Reife", pfffff.

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks! I was unlucky about finding the right artist for the image and it actually delayed my progress for at least half a year so I'm really happy I finally stumbled upon bsky.app/profile/auru... and got the cover art the story needs.
(I realise you probably meant something else by "hilarious".)

bsky.app

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 2d

I'm trying to finish a novel and finally publish it. Not sure if it will be ready this month, but I think I might get it done.

bsky.app/profile/noch...

Fabian Elfeld @nocheinautor.bsky.social · 13d

Far too lazy to actually design a new cover for this but

#WriteSky #QueerWriters

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