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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 17h

Hooting my Jacobian vape

eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 1d

I think a lot of far-right people are going to be fooled, but that’s their whole thing anyway 🤷‍♂️ no-one with a brain is going to believe a matt walsh post about democrat adrenochrome orgies

merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

we're coming out of the period when it was trivial to detect AI through obvious things like extra fingers and a lot of people are going to start getting fooled by the high-end shit. kojima was right about everything

eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 2d

This man is full of piss and shenanigans

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Tristan Ginger @tristanginger.bsky.social · 2d

I just got back from Paris! I had a lovely visit at the Louvre! Did I miss anything while I was gone? 👀

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 2d

Condiment cow is clearly under duress

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 3d

The dildo of consequences comes lubed all the time when you always make the right choices 😌

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 3d

sweet beans are made of beans

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 3d

Pick me particles burying the needle

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 5d

Every single bigot on this planet should be deviced.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 9d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 5d

AI ain’t gonna enshittifecate itself

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Andrea Mullaney @andreamullaney.bsky.social · 6d

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice?
"You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 7d

I just want to josh around with my pals on here, look at cool art, cats, and tiddies, not look at whatever new packaging that bigotry is coming in or the right’s justifications for it 🤷‍♂️

eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 7d

Fought off several heart attacks from all the old lady jump scares in alan wake II 😮‍💨

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TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 7d

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 7d

hey you in the back row, would you like to suck farts while I’m watching a show, because I’m in the chaise longue with lots of leg room and plenty alfredo that i will consume

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 7d

grudgingly paid the dabloon tax

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 7d

I would hold this like a rat and munch on it also like a rat

eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 7d

sleepy lil varmint

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 8d

hate pancakes but love waffles, etc

glory-b.bsky.social @glory-b.bsky.social · 8d

The people who, like federal workers, want to keep their jobs too?
Why so much love for the feds & hate for state & local?

eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 8d

so you admit that having an armed gang with coerced state sanction is a problem

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 8d

Ah yes, local government ie. the gophers that somehow work under the gang called ‘the police’ and also see to it they’re paid on time, with our money

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 8d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 9d

Homer simposn papa

eatingassesintheni-i-ight @no1asseater.bsky.social · 11d

These freaks know fascism will open up child sex slave markets

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 11d

we’ve gone so far past “sex workers are the canaries in the coal mine” re: internet freedom, to an internet that’s run off and robbed from all the sex workers in order to replace them with planet-destroying simulations of sex workers

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 11d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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