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Nathan L Smith
@nlsmith.com
1.4K followers 2.3K following 3K posts
Gardening, historic building maintenance, pet photos, infrastructure observability, JavaScript, graph theory, jokes. Fiscally anti-fascist, socially anti-fascist. Pacifist Gemini. South Amana, Iowa
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1h
If you work in AI, you can say words like "nano banana" and "multi-modal model" and people will take you seriously.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 3h
fuck these guys and fuck hinges
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 11h
The next time you meet a Spanish person ask them what their full last name is and they will tell you something at least as impressive as this.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 14h
"a few bad apples have no effect on the other apples in the whole bunch" I think.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 14h
ok now who is cleaning up in here?
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 14h
And becoming friends with rhinos who are also radioactive? I knew it!
two cartoon pigs are standing next to each other with the words i think the odds just changed to their favor on the bottom
Alt: Bebop and Rocksteady and the caption says "I Think The Odds Just Changed To Their Favor.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 15h
Asking my 12yo daughter for #nokings sign ideas and she says "KING LOUIS XVI HIS ASS"
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 15h
Yeah but it was one of those mainline denominational not real Christian priests so doesn't count
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 15h
That fucking game
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 16h
How do you solve a problem like Antifaaaaa
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 17h
album cover with sound of music biking scene and the text Meet The radical Cyclists. no helmets - no lights - no hi viz - riding in a pack - distracted - taking the lane.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 20h
Everybody is talking about how much more productive they’ll be, meanwhile, nobody is measuring their productivity or considering what productivity means.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 21h
Canola payola
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 23h
I would do that but the stuff I have running on localhost:80 is much dirtier.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 23h
Titibank?
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d
Going to rob a bank to deal with my money growing pains.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d
Yeah it's family friendly but sure as heck isn't crow friendly.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d
I used to work at a phone company and give this number to every customer that asked for a confirmation number.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d
They name the streets after the wrench they used to put up the sign to make it easier to fix later on.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d
haha I don't think he makes anything without butter no. Smart Balance might work?

Apple sauce in the crock pot is easy and good.

I got about a bushel off my trees this year and I found one of these at a yard sale and pretty much have an apple press now. www.plantbasedpros.com/product/cham...
Champion Juicer G5-PG710 - Commercial Heavy Duty Juicer - Plant Based Pros
Powered by a full 1/3 horsepower, heavy-duty General Electric motor. Use as a homogenizer to make veggie loaves, Frozen Sorbets, Sherbets, Baby Foods, Fruit Sauces and Nut Butters. Large 1.75" Diame...
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d
Can't go wrong with these if you like unhealthy amounts of sugar with your apples: ww2.kqed.org/essentialpep...
Good Lady Apples Bon Femme | Essential Pepin
For these baked apples, ubiquitous in home cooking as well as in country inns and restaurants, only a few ingredients are needed.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d
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Morning glory flower
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 2d
Nobody honors The Jesus with a national holiday!
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 2d
I'm still imagining what Olive Garden breadsticks hell is like.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 2d
It’s so unfair that we have to wait so long for this.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 3d
I can’t wait until the inflatable angel of death
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