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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · 20d

OOMF DIDNT KNOW THAT THE DIFFERENT COLORS OF SKITTLES WERE DIFFERENT FLAVORS???!!?!?!??!?!!

wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Sep 3

nah deadass. for minor mistakes, people really need to look at more of the artist's work before they make assumptions like that.

side note: i love artists who regularly post WIPs cuz to me it's one of the biggest green flags that would take more effort to fake than these hacks typically wanna do.

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Miles Softail @stagefatality.bsky.social · Jul 25

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass

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moostelle @moostelle.bsky.social · Jul 18

oh you bet they are

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Jul 15

i bring a mixture of "chronically online" and "confused but supportive dad ally" to the function that brings most mortals to their knees.

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Jul 11

HOLY SHIT ...

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moostelle @moostelle.bsky.social · Jun 18

most swords weigh, on average, about 3-5lbs. your cat is heavier than all the but the most ridiculously large historical swords!

alison says reinstate Link! @alisonborealis.bsky.social · Jun 17

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

In general, it takes about 1000 years to form 1cm of new soil.

𝕍∃, Cyber closed shell syndrome relief fund coordinator @vortexegg.com · Jun 17

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

We’re not clear on what *information* is, at all

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Jun 16

been quoting this a lot recently so just so oomfs have some contextual understanding.

it's also a REALLY funny image.

Beebee, a cute bunny girl from kid's game MySims Agents, saying "Eww! Somebody taze it!"

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Jun 16

ffxiv endwalker spoilers

going into xiv with the foreknowledge that zenos is really popular has made me such a lil hater cuz every time he speaks i'm just like... THIS IS YOUR MANS????

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AL @frostyalmonds.bsky.social · Jun 14

(Almost) Daily Oshawott 890.

#pokemon

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nashi-art.bsky.social @nashi-art.bsky.social · Jun 5

watched rin’s latest stream and I couldn’t get this image out of my head so naturally i had to draw it

#rtgame #inkpaintrose #mscupcakes

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · Jun 6

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Jun 6

you need them to have the Z-List

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · Jun 1

Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.

Misinformation about level count on box art
FUDGING THE NUMBERS
Wario Land 4
Over twenty enormous stages await!
Wario Land 4 has 18 platforming levels.
These are all fairly large and can be reasonably
described as "enormous". However, to bring the
number to "over 20", the six boss stages have to
be counted, which each are exactly one single
GBA screen in size. The game either has "enormous
stages" or "over 20" of them, but definitely not both.
REAL ESTATE AD
EQUIVALENT
Counting
walk-in closets
as rooms
STRETCHING THE DEFINITIONS
Donkey Kong Country
Over 100 levels
Donkey Kong Country has 33 platforming levels,
40 if boss stages are also counted. The "over
100" number comes from counting individual
bonus rooms within levels as levels,
which by any reasonable definition would
be considered parts of a level instead.
Any technical definition by which a room could
be counted as a level, such as "a level is anything
that is loaded into memory separately", would
not reflect the general usage of that word.
REAL ESTATE AD
EQUIVALENT
Counting cupboards as rooms
BLATANT FABRICATION
Super Mario World
Explore 96 levels
Super Mario World has 73 levels.
The number 96 comes from the box counting
levels with two exits as two levels each.
It is generally understood that in a platformer,
a "level" is a distinct area. Counting a single
area as two just because it has two ways to
exit it is at best incomprehensible logic
and at worst deliberately misleading.
REAL ESTATE AD
EQUIVALENT
Counting doors as rooms

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · May 30

The new fire emblem weapon triangle makes no sense at all

The Hedonic Adjustments of J. Alfred Prufrock, CFA @bkmacd.bsky.social · May 30

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

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c-dra @cdra.bsky.social · Apr 14

whenever someone draws my wol it literally feels exactly like this, every time

Screenshot of the WoL saying "you made me a sandwich" from Benedict G's video on Youtube

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · May 16

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h
Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social
You mean look up the questions.

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AL @frostyalmonds.bsky.social · May 9

(Almost) Daily Oshawott 855.

#pokemon

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · May 10

want to let you know that i 1. wholeheartedly support this expression, 2. appreciate you giving a tag for me to mute, and 3. am absolutely delighted with said tag's catchy name

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Apr 29

sorry i know i've brought it up multiple times before but its genuinely still insane to me that dumbass no-life otakus bullied this woman years ago because they thought she wasn't good at singing.

anyway peak romeo and cinderella cover
youtu.be/bqSBpK5wwoE?...

ロミオとシンデレラ (Cover)

YouTube video by Lyrical Lily - Topic

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moostelle @moostelle.bsky.social · Apr 28

play xenoblade 3. play xenoblade 3. play xenoblade 3.

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Apr 19

bought peak today (it was on sale and the sanrio rankings + ruze stream pushed me over the edge)

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Apr 12

volleyballatro...

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AL @frostyalmonds.bsky.social · Apr 9

(Almost) Daily Oshawott 827.

#pokemon

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wott @ the sky @nlghtlessworld.bsky.social · Apr 6

mr. cliff tan aka dearmodern aka feng shui guy has informed me that my bedroom is like being a hostage in a basement and also that i am sleeping in the death position.

maybe i should rearrange my bedroom.

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