Nicole Tersigni
@nicsigni.bsky.social
16K followers 430 following 2.3K posts
Writer of Men to Avoid in Art and Life, and other books in the Art and Life series. Not a genius. nicoletersigni.com
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
nicsigni.bsky.social
these are my children. they are all beautiful to me. a good mother does not have a favorite child. my favorite child is friends to keep in art and life.
My books: men to avoid in art and life, friends to keep in Art and life, parenting advice to ignore in Art and life, cat people to judge in Art and life, and postcards in Art and life
nicsigni.bsky.social
she hates when I wear this sweater
Kitten trying to get away from my ALF sweater
Reposted by Nicole Tersigni
jamellebouie.net
one response to this (correct) observation is to say “well, the cops will attack you no matter how you dress and behave.” that’s right. images of cops and ICE beating grandmas and kids in inflatable frog costumes is a win for the opposition.
sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com
one of the reasons they're so mad at "no kings" is that they thought they were going to get a different kind of protest. they *want* the black bloc to be out there fighting with the cops. those are the images they've been trying to generate from "go." instead--

newrepublic.com/article/2016...
MAGA Rage at “No Kings” Boils Over—and It Quickly Backfires on Trump
As Trump allies smear the coming protests, a good writer on MAGA skewers the absurdity of these attacks on large swaths of Americans—and explains why our best recourse will be to turn out in force.
newrepublic.com
Reposted by Nicole Tersigni
pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
nicsigni.bsky.social
“we are a bunch of scared sweaty little men and if you push back on us in ANY way we WILL cry and shit our pants”
Reposted by Nicole Tersigni
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."
nicsigni.bsky.social
“the only way people would be in the streets protesting fascism is if they were being paid” lmao I see we’re taking telling on yourself to a whole new level
nicsigni.bsky.social
let’s see.
thetnholler.bsky.social
ICYMI — “I don’t think there’s anything that will get me into Heaven. I think I’m not, maybe, Heaven-bound.”

Trump confesses on Air Force One
nicsigni.bsky.social
until we replace all the christopher columbus statues with this true italian american icon, we will never be a proper country.
Marisa Tomei in my cousin Vinny
nicsigni.bsky.social
yeah, my kid is 14 right now and I don’t think we could possibly be any more bonded!
nicsigni.bsky.social
I loved my epidural. if I had another kid, I would ask for it in the parking lot. I would get one right now tbh.
crampell.bsky.social
Epidurals are rare in Japan, where some believe that women who endure childbirth without pain-relief enjoy closer bonds with their children. Hoping to nudge up the number of babies being born, Tokyo govt has begun rolling out subsidies to help women pay for epidurals and chip away at that stigma
To Tackle a Baby Shortage, Tokyo Tries Easing the Pain of Childbirth
The Japanese capital is rolling out subsidies for epidurals in a country where cost is a barrier and women are often encouraged to endure the pain of delivery.
www.wsj.com
nicsigni.bsky.social
fully admit I have been sleeping on this and your review has awoken me.
nicsigni.bsky.social
big man fucks up bad guys. it’s perfect.
Reposted by Nicole Tersigni
baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Also kind of telling that we’ve evolved from “men asking pick up artists for tips on getting women” to “men asking computers for tips on getting women” and continue to completely ignore asking women what they like
Reposted by Nicole Tersigni
baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Once again, the only point of using chatGPT in dating is to trick the person you’re trying to date.
Reposted by Nicole Tersigni
rincewind.run
if we'd treated their obvious baldfaced lies and deflections more like this over the past eight years maybe we wouldn't be in this situation

shocking how easy it is when you actually see it done
atrupar.com
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
nicsigni.bsky.social
joke from my book, Cat People to Judge in Art and Life 😻
Cover of my book cat people to judge in art and life
nicsigni.bsky.social
life, imitating art, imitating life.
Little black kitten on my lap, sleeping on my hand. Painting of a man with a cat on his lap and my captions:
Man: I guess I’ll cancel my plans for the rest of the day.”
Cat: you’re awfully chatty for a chair.
Reposted by Nicole Tersigni
mollyjongfast.bsky.social
How do I block all the AI slop? Also so far ai so just made my life 1000000 times more annoying.
Reposted by Nicole Tersigni
mikedrucker.bsky.social
Yeah, I don’t think we’re gonna make it, folks.
nicsigni.bsky.social
how much “back and forth” was required for that incredible work of literature
nicsigni.bsky.social
omg lemme know how it is. we love idle hands!