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The Walking Dead (he/him)

@neurocrusty.bsky.social

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Hot old guy with ADHD and the Tism Rizz. Liberals would call me too far left. I like to think I’m just a decent human. Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.

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The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 4h

What a difference a couple days make. #bluejays

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 4h

Feeling pretty good about the #bluejays getting to see Bryce Miller again.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 5h

Spotless inning from Hoffman.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 5h

Stop fucking bunting.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 5h

And finishes with an epic hair flip. #bluejays

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 5h

Vladdy!

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ashley 👻 @ashleypopoola.bsky.social · 5h

I love whatever mental illness he has

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

“I’m older than you and you can’t tell me what to do”

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The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 5h

WTF would you bunt up 4 in the 6th?!

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 6h

Fuck yeah.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 6h

Me watching this inning.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 6h

Castillo looks incredulous.

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The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

LFG!

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

Holy shit.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

Phewf #bluejays

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

Max

a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat

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The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

Get Bassitt up. #bluejays

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

I would have guessed Jeff. 😅

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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 10h

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The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

I’m scared. #bluejays

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

Can we spot Max 12 runs or so please? #bluejays

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 7h

Playing Pearl Jam in the Sportsnet opening prior to playing the Mariners is a power move. #bluejays

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 14h

I feel like “billionaires are bad” has become a pretty mainstream view. It’s long past time we see the same happen with “CEOs are fucking morons.”

鋼のStephen Meyerink @sjmtaelus.bsky.social · 15h

this is an absolutely unhinged connection to make. literally the thing that every single teams user reports is that they HATE IT

THEY'RE IN TEAMS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BE FOR THEIR JOB

"All the data that we see is when people use voice, they love it," says Mehdi. Some of that data is the billions of minutes that people spend talking in Microsoft Teams meetings. "They're talking through their c omputers today, and I think this change to 'talk with and talk to' will come to reality and we'll see this thing really take off," says Mehdi.

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The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 15h

My psychologist wants me to socialize more. She also discouraged me from napping.

If I start having nap dates with friends I feel like it's a grey area that she will have to concede.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 16h

It makes sense Trudeau would date Katie Perry since he’s all about things that aren’t remotely progressive but some people seem to think are.

The Walking Dead (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 20h

Perhaps for today’s artistic break I’ll write an essay on the metaphorical significance of the half eaten McDonald’s apple turnover I stole from my parents in my dream.