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Fortuna Terribilis
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Tinker, Tailor, Veteran, Antifascist (They/She) 🏳️‍🌈🎃🦇💀🏳️‍⚧️
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · Jul 5
My mission statement for these fascist times (to impede, to annoy, to overcome)
An image of a freshly-tattooed triangle with the Latin words Impedire - Vexare - Superare (to hinder, to vex, to overcome) around it
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 12h
What do you bet his name was actually Aaron Hedgeh?
A brown door with a sign reading ‘Dr. A Hedgeh’ with a typewritten note posted under it. The note reads: WARNING: To whoever keeps adding "og" to my doorsign, if I catch you, you are dead. Dr. A Hedgeh’ with the letters ‘og’ handwritten after the signature.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 22h
Light and polite, got it.
a man in a yellow shirt and suspenders is sharpening a knife and smiling
Alt: A man with a curled mustache in a yellow shirt and black suspenders is sharpening a knife and smiling broadly.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe we could drop hotdog-scented Covid and MMR vaccine packets in red towns (yes I know there’s no oral vax for those but one can dream)
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 1d
“Who Let the Dogs Out” – Baha Men
“Canine Liberation Inquiry in F Major for Bahamian Quartet of Unwavering Curiosity”
If Pop Songs Had Classical Music Titles
“Friday” – Rebecca Black “Temporal Awareness Cantata in G Major for Adolescent Voice and Auto-Tuned Choir (‘Hebdomadal Celebration’)” “Mambo No. 5...
buff.ly
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 2d
Did they float? (nah)
Now I’m consorting with a 4-horned goat
My life’s delicious baby, that’s no boast
You don’t believe me, just ask Banquo’s ghost
(Take it to the forest)
Get your witchy on
Yeah, get your witchy on 🎵
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 2d
🎶 I’m bringing witchy back
Them other hags don’t know how to act
I got a broomstick and a pointy hat
And a big cauldron to make midnight snacks
Take ‘em to the bridge (throw ‘em in!)
a woman in a black lace top is standing in a room and looking at the camera .
Alt: Sarah Paulson, in her role as chief witch on American Horror Story, wears a black dress and resolutely places a black, pointed hat on her head.
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Patti Digh @pattidigh.bsky.social · 2d
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What the heart makes in the dark
The pearl is the oyster's autobiography.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 3d
Kid didn’t even have to fail upward, he gets to start failing at the top.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 3d
Trees shed in slow striptease. Hedges offer berry buffet. Shadows stretch towards the coming of cold of twilight. Even the quietest lanes parade their phantoms. This is autumn whispering its last summer memories. This is autumn edging towards the season of the dead. – #CLNolan
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 3d
Fruit of the Loons might be a bit… damp?
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 3d
Name an Italian more worthy of an American holiday than Columbus.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 3d
I’m pretty sure anyone in any profession would understand the horror of a dead snail in the beer 😬🤮
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 3d
The hard part about propaganda is that the past changes so quickly we have no idea what will happen yesterday.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 3d
It’s a satire of Trump’s pronouncement that Biden didn’t protect the Capitol on January 6, 2021 - two weeks before Biden was inaugurated.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 3d
The thought of his eternal torment almost makes me wish I believed in Invisible Sky Daddy
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 4d
Trump labeling ANTIFA a terrorist group is all part of his plan to criminalize the Democratic Party and ultimately ban it as a terrorist group. He wants one party rule. We know this because it's exactly what Hitler and Mussolini did when first came to power.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 4d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Murder board approved *that*?’
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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 4d
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
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Eleanor G @zaichishka.bsky.social · 4d
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 4d
Share a cartoon you will always love.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 4d
I think not.
A sepia-tone image of General William Tecumseh Sherman with his right hand tucked into the front of his dark, formal uniform jacket. He is giving major side eye to something to his 9 o’clock, which his stern expression suggests he does not approve of at all. The caption reads, ‘lighter flicking intensifies’.
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 4d
ugh I wish they would
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 4d
A close-up of William Shatner’s face screaming KHAN in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, captioned ‘Ea-Nāșir’
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 5d
Still one of my favorite RATM comment-threads
A screenshot of a Twitter thread in which someone asks Tom Morello lead singer of rage against the machine. I want to know what machine these guys thought you were raging against in a political way. Someone else replies I really hate printers with a GIF of the scene from the office where the guys beat a printer with baseball bats. A third person chimes in, they are evil!
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 5d
Gustav Klimt, Beechwood Forest, 1903
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 5d
I mean, I *would* have solicited it if I’d known it was available 🥰
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Fortuna Terribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 5d
Unsolicited lick pic
A small black-and-white dog is licking a window with a pink tongue. The window is smudged, as if he has licked it many times, and his expression is derpy, as if he will lick it many more.
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