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Adam Weird
@needlephilic.bsky.social
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The only person who will own up to being nostalgic for 2019 Twitter. It/Its.
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I’ve never gotten the relatability thing with Taylor. Granted, I haven‘t lived a very relatable life, but I liked her lyrics because they were clever and funny. It seems like Showgirls might be missing that element of her staying power.
Bare minimum you should have to wear some sort of scarlet letter
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i think if you send people fake job leads you deserve the death penalty
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Guillermo Del Toro's Mary Shelly's Frankenstein's Monster
Not even better at parking, just finding a spot. The desperation is palpable.
They’re the Kleenex of sex toys, they ought to be happy!
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Everyone who carefully constructed obfuscations in politics over the last hundred years must feel like a real dummy. Actually you can call it The Department of Murder. You can post a video of yourself dumping diarrhea on the public. You can go on TV and say "I am stealing from you lol"
Airtight enough to cause brain damage from oxygen deprivation
Job apps are so much less stressful when you lowkey don’t wanna get it because it would be an unprecedented massive life change that might retrigger your allergic asthma
Bothering my snoozing void creature
I used to listen to it at work, it‘s the perfect thing to zone in and out to
this bitch just be sayin’ shit
Honestly I think the shutdown is just such a big story that newsrooms don’t want to move away from it, so I think it’s possible that many elites haven’t even heard about the East Wing being clumsily smashed to pieces.
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Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
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All I am saying is try to live your life so you never have to make those nice young men on Pod Save America look visibly miserable trying to rehabilitate you
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I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.
Emergency botox injections and hair extensions
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I gotta suggest Halloween. I think it would make election years even more thrilling. Oh you were gonna vote for John m genocide? He was a lock to win too? Well now he's raising crops with his nutrients so you got four days to choose again cowboy
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Not only should DC be a state they should be allowed to wicker man one federal politician of their choosing each fall
It’s so weird to live your life knowing that you’re in your peak years now and the best is yet to come no matter whatever else happens
This actually bugs me way more than all the subscriptions. When you make a bad online job application you are fucking with my money.
Want to apply for a job ? You have to set up an account with us but we won't give you the basic courtesy of telling you if you got the job
Every day’s a great day to start a vinyl collection
Same here, before this year I thought he was just a normal cowardly republican senator
This is something that Americans understand on a visceral level and I don’t think enough people realize that it’s that simple for most of us. The right to defend oneself violently from a threat is a big idea here! The biggest, maybe!