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@neboneid.bsky.social

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Once had the honour of being everyone’s dad. My LFC match day posts are legendary. I also do dad jokes and mow lawns. Also, beans.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · Apr 28

Gonna be completely cringe and list what I appreciate about each member of our squad.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 9h

I was saying I think it’s a white tail spider which only eats other spiders so I guess I should be thankful 😂

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 10h

Look at this giant mofo that’s decided to just hang out on my ceiling.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 16h

😂

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 17h

Fuck me. 60 whole minutes without YouTube?

Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 17h

YouTube users reported problems streaming content and accessing the app for about 60 minutes.

YouTube says it has restored service after global streaming disruptions

YouTube users reported problems streaming content and accessing the app for about 60 minutes.

bit.ly

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 17h

😂

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 17h

Not to be that guy but this picture could say any number of things without the words on it 😂.

Screenshot of House Speaker with the words

House Republicans have worked a total of 14 days since July 25th.
You can't blame a shutdown on Democrats when the entire Republican Party hasn't even bothered to show up for work.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 17h

Pretty much as far back as I can remember I’ve been talking about why don’t they teach how the media works in schools as a compulsory subject. That’s my take on it. There’s a reason why that doesn’t happen and it’s because it’s easier to do things like what’s happening today.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 20h

My head is going to explode 😂

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 20h

KILL ME. 😂. Could the “rarely serious consequences” and the actions be actual correlation?

NPR @npr.org · 20h

In a Department of Homeland Security video, Kristi Noem blames Democrats for the government shutdown. Law and ethics experts say it violates the Hatch Act, but there are rarely serious consequences. n.pr/3JdV22f

Legal experts say Kristi Noem's airport video breaks the law. Penalties are unlikely

In a Department of Homeland Security video, Kristi Noem blames Democrats for the government shutdown. Law and ethics experts say it violates the Hatch Act, but there are rarely serious consequences.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 20h

Paraphrasing here but “You can’t hold people to account if all you do for a living is cut and paste their words.” Said my old journalism tutor.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 20h

They would literally pull out company PR releases and then show a story in the paper where they highlighted how much of it was just literally just cut and pasted word for word.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 20h

I did a Bachelor of Communications where Journalism was one of my core subjects and this was going back to the early 2000’s and a lot of the older heads there were already devastated at what they could see Journalism was becoming. The PR led drivel that was overtaking real journalism.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 22h

Truly yes.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 22h

Here’s an insight that no one else has ever raised before that is completely unique to me. If an enemy of the US wanted to covertly do as much harm as possible, how would it look different to what’s happening already.

Stay tuned for more truly insightful insights like this.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

Who indeed.

EJ_1892 @ej1892.bsky.social · 1d

Who could possibly have seen this coming after allowing a judge in NY to enforce debts against a sovereign nation and brutalize its entire economy in Petersen in 2012.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

I get how this is “different” but Obama man. He turned this sort of shit into a sport.

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 2d

That's twenty-seven flat-out murders. That's twenty-seven lives taken without even a semblance of a legal justification under domestic or international law.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

Just don’t say anything about Jade Smith please.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

BUT I WILL HAPPILY SHOUT YOUR PRAISES TO ANYONE THATLL LISTEN.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

WTF.

kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 2d

someone needs to put a stop to kim kardashian once and for all.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

I HAVE FAITH IN YOU AND THAT COUNTS FOR PRECISELY ZERO.

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT? You mean your name isn’t Puck? I feel so cheated.

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 1d

The 90’s are back baby!

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 1d

this is the path to profitability for OpenAI. wait until users are furiously jacking to their AI girlfriends and then start charging them per message.

The Verge @theverge.com · 2d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 2d

😂

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neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t know what that means

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 3d

bsky.app/profile/this...

neb @neboneid.bsky.social · 13d

Me whenever Adidas takes more of my money every time they release new LFC gear.

a man is smiling with the words he can 't keep getting away with it behind him

Alt: a man is crying with the words he can’t keep getting away with it behind him

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