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natasha, indestructible little fucker

@nczebra.bsky.social

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ex/future lurker | pirate brain rot | collector of black cats | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 7h

Funnily enough I actually hate pants and never wear them

natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 8h

This is a fave! It just keeps going!

natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 8h

I do not know what that is and now I’m worried I’m accidentally sending those to people

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Cae, but Spooky 🎃👻🪦 @caedmonfaith.bsky.social · 12h

A good reminder, since SNAP benefits aren’t going to be paid out in ten days…

If you think you see someone stealing food, NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN’T.

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 8h

I watch this every time you post it

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

IT’S CATCHY, ISN’T IT

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

Siblings sound exhausting, I’m all about the solo journey

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

Well now I have Detachable Titties stuck in my head

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

I bought a drill a few years ago and every time I put together furniture I feel like the butchest butch that ever butched

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

I have this on my desk (because it’s where I drew it) and it’s best for coworkers not to ask me too many questions

A bad cat drawing that says TREAD CAREFULLY SLUTS

natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so sorry, the waiting is the worst 🙁 Do you know when they’ll start announcing?

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 1d

People are saying “we gotta be more skeptical of the ex-military guys” when the simpler and more effective rubric is to immediately forget about anyone who says something positive about Josh Hawley. You will never fail with this.

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

tbf baseball is hella gay

natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

Gangsta Fozzie Bear, meet

Taika dressed as a bear, looking super adorable before he mauls you.

natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 1d

I did not expect so many people to actually answer the question 😅

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Back in the day when I was dreaming up openings for Season 3 of #OFMD on the bird app, I had a very specific vision for this song being included. Since @david-jenkins.bsky.social gave us storytime a while back, I have now applied it to seven unknown Badminton family members. Thank you for your time.

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 2d

His shoulders can’t pull off that halter I’m sorry

natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 3d

Work doesn’t count though, right?

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natasha, indestructible little fucker @nczebra.bsky.social · 3d

Same, and the fact that it was buried after two sets of credits I wonder how many people missed the single best line in the entire movie.

Just thinking about it makes me want to cry.