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MyWingman

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MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · 3d

If your brutal honesty was a band, you’d be Slayer. You “Show No Mercy”. #slayer #thrashmetal #shownomercy #speedmetal #80smetal #headbang #heavymetal #horror #goth #vampire #TrueMetal #florida #brutality #worldseries #Spooktober #voteMamdani #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/21/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · 9d

I’m wearing a Misfits t-shirt today even though I know next to nothing about the music, I just went to a hot topic years ago… basically I’m a poser. #themisfits #danzig #horror #hardcore #punk #horrorbusiness #angiestone #DAngelo #spookyseason #spooktober #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/15/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · 11d

🎉 Today marks 12 Years of MyWingman!Celebrate with the new zine: “MyWingman Presents: BPMs & LOLs -A Tribute to Disc Jockeying” $5 w/ shipping. DM me for details! #12years #Zine #Zines #SelfPublishing #DIY #alternativecomics #book #reader #books #DJ #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/13/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · 16d

🎛️ NEW ZINE DROP! 🎛️

MyWingman Presents: BPMs & LOLs — A Tribute to Disc Jockeying
10.13.25
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Zine. 🎶 DJs. 😂 Laughs. 🔥 Chaos. Repeat. Don’t sleep.
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#DJCulture #DiscJockeys #DJLife #ZineCulture #Zine #Zines #SelfPublishing #DIY #PartyStarter #Raves #TaylorSwift #art #mywingman

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · 18d

Everyone’s nostalgic for Y2K, but I prefer the Decade of Greed—better coke, bigger phones. #y2k #y2kfashion #kyliejenner #2000s #parishilton #bratzdoll #bratz #aesthetic #babyphat #cybery2k #80s #80snostalgia #britneyspears #TaylorSwift #lawsuit #texans #supermodel #coke #art #mywingman 10/6/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · 25d

Nothing’s a bigger turn-off than a guy showing me his bad tattoos… but honestly, the lack of self-awareness was kinda hot. #badtattoos #nyc #chinatown #tattoo #tattoos #inked #sleeve #ZohranMamdani #jayz #badbunny #existential #hot #sexy #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/29/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Sep 22

Thanks in advance for my last drop of dopamine today—really needed that hit. #existential #dopamine #pleasure #brainhealth #mentalhealth #autumnequinox #italianbrainrot #monday #memes #boycottabc #boycottdisney #boycottdisneyplus #jimmykimmel #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/22/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Sep 15

She’s gorgeous and brilliant—but let’s be honest, I’m only saying this because she’s not in the room right now. #NYFW #modeling #NYFW2025 #Emmys #Emmys2025 #deniro #hanaheinbinder #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly #kelce #mets #panthers #FashionWeekNYC #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/15/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hey, where’d you get that shirt? Are you joining a ska band or crashing a swing dance? #nyfw #ska #skadancing #skadance #madness #swingers #vegasbaby #swingdance #dance #campcollar #menswear #therake #howardstern #nfl #usopen #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/8/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Sep 2

I love working weekends—keeps me from losing myself in drugs, alcohol, and hookers. #laborday #EndOfSummerBash #backtoschool #backtowork #work #workfromhome #workinprogress #PoolParty #ldw2025 #LaborDayNYC #Reggaeton #labordayparade #darkskingirls #existential #undergroundcomix #mywingman 9/2/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Aug 25

Question: Does being a divorced dad make you a better DJ… or does being a DJ just mean you’re a divorced dad? #dj #edm #Burningman #festivals #edm #Crypto #divorce #CryptoScam #consumerism #edm #dancemusic #existential #art #mywingman 8/25/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Aug 18

Freshman year, I dormed with a girl from Miami—the first person I’d ever seen wear a thong. We barely spoke, but she had a presence… or maybe that was just the body spray. #dormlife #amazonfinds #backtoschool #freshman15 #collegebound #miami #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/18/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Aug 11

Another dark truth about me is how much 90s rap trivia is in my brain—producers, features, all of it. Yet, I still can’t remember where I left my keys. #boombap #90shiphop #hiphop #porn #hiphopmusic #kendrick #drake #realhiphop #realhiphophead #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/11/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Aug 4

hate theme parties, but seeing your 12-year-old nephew at the “Jersey Shore” function wearing a “Black Out With Your Rack Out” trucker hat was a highlight. #themeparty #jerseyshore #newjersey #Jwoww #Snooki #RealityTV #GTL #truckerhat #Jerzday #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/4/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jul 28

It’s so hot that wearing socks feels like a crime. #misspiggy #vibes #heatwave #fyp #OasisLive25 #climate #beyonce #epstein #climatechange #climatesolutions #climatecrisis #globalwarming #environment #hot #socks #heatwave #heatwave2025 #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/28/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jul 21

Son… before I was your dad, some people called me Daddy for different reasons. It was a different time. People were out here getting nicknames. #daddy #DaddyIssues #biceps #big #flex #epsteinfiles #freakoff #TheLastOfUs #PedroPascal #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7 /21/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jul 14

I’ve made it through good times and bad times. At this point, I’m only interested in weird times #weirdart #weirdartist #lowbrowart #weirdsketch #weirdtimes #EpsteinClientList #AllStarGame #LGM #drake #OasisLive25 #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/14/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jul 7

There’s so much greed in the world. It’s like we’re invited to a Diddy party and we still gotta bring our own baby oil. #PartyLeaks #greed #ViralFootage #ozzy #50cent #femacuts #badboyrecords #babyoil #trump #elon #tombrady #DiddyParty #diddy #existential #art #mywingman 7/7/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jun 30

I told my wife that I peed in the ocean, and she looked disgusted. But that’s just the water I swim in! #BeachDay #usmnt #SummerVibes #EscapeTheHeat #bikinibody #summergirl #summerbikini #Happy4th #4thofJuly #MegaBill #USPolitics #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/30/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jun 23

I’m so stoned and hungry that I’m going to risk lactose intolerance and high mercury readings for a tuna melt. #viralmeme #stoned #hunger #munchies #heatwave #ww3 #ZohranMamdani #friends #buds #weed #pot #okc #thc #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/23/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jun 16

Not sure, but I think I just had a threesome—me, my roommate, and all her unresolved trauma. #memes #threeway #threesome #rookie #teamwork #ménageàtrois #redflags #roommates #NoKingsProtest #nokings #fatherday #ZohranMamdani #nakedgun #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/16/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jun 9

My walk of shame wasn’t so bad… at least I’m getting my steps in. #fitbit #steps #fitness #cardio #blackout #drinks #walkofshame #onenightstand #healthy #feelingstrong #PrideMonth #pride #confidence #existential #LARiots #ICERaids #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/9/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · Jun 2

Your'e gonna really be mad when I tell you who I thought you were without my glasses—just know, it wasn’t personal. #celebrity #fashion #fashionable #lookalike #glasses #vision #pride #mets #eyewear #actor #twins #Twin #BaddiesAfrica #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/2/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · May 27

It’s no secret I don’t have the best personality in the world. I haven’t fact-checked that, but let’s be honest—it feels accurate. #MentalHealth #memorialday #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth #May #LoveYourself #personality #nyknicks #bingbong #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 5/27/25

MyWingman @mywingman.bsky.social · May 19

I may act like I have a small penis—but statistically, I don’t. #sizeoftheship #funny #jokes #humor #selfesteem #gulfofamerica #confidence #motivation #Monday #penis #knicks #MondayMotivation #nyc #socialanxiety #gulfofamerica #MentalHealth #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 5/19/25