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Jessika "Squid" Desjardins

@mustekalan.bsky.social

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Jessika, or Squid, They/She 30 Guilty Gear enthusiast Mustekalan everywhere Add me on discord! MDNI 🔞 adult material ahead Expect Jojo spoilers @omnitd.bsky.social ❤️

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Jessika "Squid" Desjardins @mustekalan.bsky.social · Jul 29

Feel free to add me on discord (where I am also Mustekalan) for literally any reason, and if you do you will get pictures of my cats

Jessika "Squid" Desjardins @mustekalan.bsky.social · Apr 4

Hello! I'm Squid, I'm a nonbinary nerd that loves videogames and I strive to be unapologetically myself, cringe and all.

I also reskeet sexually explicit stuff, and talk about sexual stuff, so follow at your own risk.

Also here's an old pic of me for attention

A photo of my thighs, wearing stirrup style thigh high socks, my heels resting on a makeup table. I'm wearing blue nail polish on my toes

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 20h

the plan lacked something in sophistication, you say?

Edited far side cartoon. A cow wearing a jeweled crown and necklaces stands behind a table with an angle grinder and 3 other crude lumpy tools. In the background is a corner of The Louvre with a vehicle-mounted ladder extended up to a second floor balcony. Caption reads, "Louvre tools."

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meow-lissa capriglione @ NYCC A21 @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · Nov 14

how to make an artist happy

image of two hand drawn social media notifications. the first one reads "person liked your art" and the second one reads "person followed you"

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Jessika "Squid" Desjardins @mustekalan.bsky.social · 1d

I think some (EMPHASIS ON SOME) "Nazi phase" discourse can be explained by the fact that some folks were in fact sieg heiling and some folks were edgy Shapiroites as teenagers and those are not the same thing

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 1d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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🌙 @awawawa.world · 1d

hi :)

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3d

maxknightley
(angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that's it? and you just get given one at random, you don't even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck

flowergirlmiwa
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

noragesimus: *photo of AVGN screaming*

slash-asterisk
AND IF YOU WANNA CHANGE, YOU CAN'T JUST SWITCH?? YOU GOTTA DO A WHOLE QUESTLINE JUST TO TRANSITION? WHY DIDN'T THE DEVS TRANSITION TO A BETTER FUCKIN' GAME??

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C乄 @fusjej.bsky.social · 2d

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SPiNDLE @aidenr0.bsky.social · 1d

that moment when you fall in love with her all over again

An illustration by Spindle of the characters Ottilie (in the top panel) wearing blue makeup and golden accessories as part of the Harvest Festival outfit, looking with half-lidded eyes at Asimov (in the bottom panel), who's in the crowd staring at her with fascination, "I fell in love with you all over again"

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 2d

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

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Thorn Delarosa 🏳️‍⚧️ @d-7th.com · 14d

you already know what I’m about to say

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meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo

eraserheadadult
Jun 28
theyre always getting into hijinks eating big sandwich and jumping into each others arms when they see a ghost. i think it's a sex thing but i don't even know anymore

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crab @cubeston.bsky.social · 2d

(fire) super mario “standing” on top of luigi, crouching because the guy floating reminded me of fucked up collision

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ib @uncchan.bsky.social · 2d

Scratch everything I just said

we might've just uncovered a huge likely connection to another account called @/swage01

this one was already called out for their scams. sweetkomi was made literally a day later, after they stopped activities

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Jessika "Squid" Desjardins @mustekalan.bsky.social · 2d

Good Manners and Customs

Jessika "Squid" Desjardins @mustekalan.bsky.social · 2d

I am a baroque freak and I agree tbh

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caramida (he/they) @caramida.bsky.social · Jul 29

Tip o’ the hat to jolmy

The image shows a text post from tumblr user "theconcealedweapon":

If you really care about preventing government tyranny your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights.

And that’s not a joke or an exaggeration.

If criminals don’t have rights, then all the government has to do is to find Some excuse to label people as criminals, and those people will no longer have rights.
It’s what literally every tyrannical government in all of history has done.

If you believe that people who break the law should forfeit their rights, you’re literally as pro-tyranny as a person can get.

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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 2d

Seeing some of the insane responses to Legends Z-A just solidifies my opinion that Pokémon Sword/Shield irreversibly damaged all video game discussion online and I say this as someone who has their fair share of grievances with The Pokémon Company/Game Freak.

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Tee @kum1k0s.bsky.social · 2d

I saw someone on here say "some people talk about modern Pokémon games like how the internet talks about Sonic games" (paraphrased) and deadass I don't think if there's a truer statement than that

Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 2d

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𝗻𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘃𝘆 :: COMMISSIONS OPEN @noisivy.desktopgeneration.com · 9d

INNERSELF :: 2025

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𝗻𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘃𝘆 :: COMMISSIONS OPEN @noisivy.desktopgeneration.com · 2d

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𝗻𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘃𝘆 :: COMMISSIONS OPEN @noisivy.desktopgeneration.com · 2d

11 brand new wallpapers are available on my shop!
Go grab 'em now!! ❤️🔥 (link at the first comment)

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ev @diannasoreil.bsky.social · 2d

Some people say Pokémon would be better if there was voice acting
Some people say Pokémon would be better if it was more like Digimon
Some people say Pokémon would be better if it was darker
I say Pokémon would be better if there wasn't a freaking orange cheeto in the White House

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ClappingDonuts (DTIYS Pinned!) @clappingdonuts.bsky.social · 2d

Final Form

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Mom @milph.mom · 2d

Remember when Palworld first came out and a modeler changed the global scale of one monster to show how the edgeflow overlapped similar to another and most screamed that the first step of changing the global scale made the evidence tampered kinda proving the Average Joe knows anything about gamedev.

Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 3d

We know now this is utter nonsense but this is indicative of the massive problem that exists in regards to Pokémon, and Nintendo in general.

People post without context and/or knowledge and it spreads, and spreads and people just assume. This has 127k likes...

This is wrong.

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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 3d

the viral ♂️

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