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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire

@msico.bsky.social

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(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries. I have never wavered in my belief that THE PUZZLES ARE ALIVE

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Jun 25

it had to happen

the pokemon Koffing wearing blue jeans. as it does not have any legs, it has to wear a belt and the jeans flap loosely underneath

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1h

my vote is for 1 👅

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 7h

It's a riff on the sky rise boardroom meme
Mario says yayayayayayayayayayahyahooo
Thwomp says urgh
Pink Bobomb says wibwupwupwipweebwupwub
Small penguin says wah

Mario and penguin look at each other

Mario throws small penguin out the window while mother penguin looks

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Brit Williams, Ph.D. @drbritwilliams.bsky.social · 16h

I’m in a room where a whole ass faculty member said “Chat GPT 5 would be able to write a better NSF proposal than me” and… well…

My inside thoughts got the best of me BC I said loud as fuck “that’s unfortunate, because there’s not a machine on earth that writes better than me.”

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 12h

Most young witches make their first potion experimenting with macaroni and cheese. This is why etymologists refer to it as witchkraft

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 16

If you invite a vampire to Thanksgiving, they like the cranberry sauce packed inside the turkey

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 12h

Most young witches make their first potion experimenting with macaroni and cheese. This is why etymologists refer to it as witchkraft

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 16h

starting today what if every Amazon commercial had the delivery driver kiss the person who ordered the thing

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 18h

BAKERS! It is Meringue Week!

Keto Pumpkin Pie Souffles

souffles are easier than they sound, but I'd never done a dessert type before. the only thing is you gotta eat them fast since they start to shrink when they cool down. oh noo who will help rid me of these meddlesome desserts??

a ramekin with a souffle rising out of the top

hasty photo of the ramekins the instant Phil opened the oven door because he got nervous

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

Why do witches avoid eating gluten?

Crone's Disease

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

if a dog spat ice cream into a bowl, would you eat it?

this question is brought to you by the pokemon Alcremie

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

if a dog spat ice cream into a bowl, would you eat it?

this question is brought to you by the pokemon Alcremie

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 15

Think a friend may be a skeleton? Ask them to bite into a sandwich. If it falls out of their ribs to the ground, that's strike one

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 16

If you think a friend may be a mummy, ask them to come sleep over. If the coffin they bring is FANCY or GOLD, that's a clue! Normal coffin? Just a vampire

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

Why do witches avoid eating gluten?

Crone's Disease

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 2d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

Lemon Pepper Shrimp & Cauliflower

another easy one, using simple spices and flavors (and a lot of butter).

Shrimp and cauliflower in a big saucepan

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

Two witches walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender says, "Would you like some sandwiches?" They look at him, confused. "Why would we order sand?"

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 14

It's difficult to work with all these ghosts in my office. My computer keeps giving me the boo screen of death

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 14

If you live by a graveyard, skeleton-proof your house with things that aren't cool. Skeletons only spend their time at hip joints

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 15

Mummies are very hard workers, because they're afraid that if they take a vacation they might start to unwind

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 14

Most monsters prefer solitude because they struggle to get along with each other. Except for Cyclopses. They always see eye to eye

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

Two witches walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender says, "Would you like some sandwiches?" They look at him, confused. "Why would we order sand?"

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

anxiously awaiting my ticket out of North Texas

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

it's already the big dark early here but still in the (low) 90's for another week at least 😩

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

Some novelists should have been poets instead. As an example, specifically Thomas Pynchon

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat