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The Cremation of Matt P
@mrperki.bsky.social
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Welcome to my web page! Musician, occasional writer, head machinist at the software factory, neuromagical Canadian, he/him
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · Feb 8
Hello and welcome to Bluesky I guess. I created this app and populated it with chat bots so I could pretend I had friends to talk to. I have no idea why the rest of you are here.
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restaurant-bot.bsky.social
Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 1d
Bossangoa Restaurant; FCRX+5WF, RN 1, Bossangoa, Central African Republic https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=6.490441400000001%2C17.44978799999999&query_place_id=ChIJaXJa-_63wxARNE5fyzoXi1w
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 1d
Autistic people follow directions precisely. The problem is that most directions are imprecise.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d
the average man has immediate access to no fewer than five bottle openers, at least two of which are integrated into articles of clothing. everything comes in cans now, exacerbating an ongoing and urgent crisis of masculinity.
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Matthew Claxton @matthewclaxton.bsky.social · 1d
"AI will melt our kids' brains! Now I'll go to my job where I use ChatGPT to write and read all my emails and create power points! Think I'll let it plan my vacation and organize my social life, too! This will have no effect on me, a grown up!"
matthewclaxton.bsky.social Matthew Claxton @matthewclaxton.bsky.social · 1d
Every time I see people whipping up a moral panic about what X will do to kids – AI, sports gambling, social media, etc. – and how we have to keep it away from them, all I can think is that we drastically overestimate how mentally tough adults are facing the same technologies and social pressures.
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C. L. Polk @clpolk.blacksky.app · 2d
I really like the Surrey International Writer's Festival. It should be happening right now. But they canceled their event because of the workers who are fighting for a fair deal from the hotel that usually hosts the convention.

It was the right thing to do, but the cost to SIWC was $$$$$. help?
Donate to Support the Surrey International Writers' Conference!, organized by Jenn Striemer
For thirty-two years, the Surrey International Writers’ Conference… Jenn Striemer needs your support for Support the Surrey International Writers' Conference!
www.gofundme.com
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Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🦕 @youjogirl.bsky.social · 3d
AI was just as useful 30 years ago as it is now 😂
Screen inside a fighter jet cockpit showing a silhouette of Groundskeeper Willie with the words “IRAQI FIGHTER JET” imposed on top in pixelated green font
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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 3d
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 3d
The only tattoo I would ever consider getting is a QR code that links to a download of the Just Normal Men video
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 3d
Some of us are just nostalgic for the Calgary Winter Olympics
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Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 3d
Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say “everyone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says “everyone is anally until they aren’t”
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 3d
plus ça change
Politics & Poll Tracker @PollTracker2024 X.com Graham Platner shows off cover-up tattoo of Nazi symbol in interview with local Maine news outlet: it’s a crude celtic knot design over a wolf or something wint @dril the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit 7:30 PM • 3/9/15 • Twitter Web Client 8,249 Retweets 21.3K Likes
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 4d
If you have a job that keeps you sedentary most of the day, and you don’t exercise regularly, start now. Choose something simple that you know you can do daily. The goal is consistency. Once you master that, then you can work on improving.
essencesimmone.blacksky.app essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 22d
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 4d
Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
Bear’t that th’ opposed may beware of thee.
essencesimmone.blacksky.app essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 22d
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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mrperki.bsky.social
The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 4d
The network admin is on site applying a patch to the router. He’s pissed that you messed with his config
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d
i like nonstick teflon pans bc they operate on magic talisman logic: safe to use if you know the rules, but if you abuse its power it will break down and leach poison into your body
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lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · 5d
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Dave Mueller @dave-mueller.bsky.social · 6d
And I 100% knew why: "Developers ended up spending a lot of time checking and redoing the code that AI systems had produced—often more time than it would have taken to simply write it themselves." It's hard enough to troubleshoot, but to find a problem when you didn't write the logic behind it?
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maureenjohnsonbooks.com
Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 6d
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 6d
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 9d
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 7d
The one thing everyone there agrees is that you must remove your backpack
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 7d
My favourite subreddit is r/Translink. Half the posts are complaints about busses being too crowded/late/stinky, and the other half are autists whose special interest is the SkyTrain.
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 8d
hell yeah, stay dead ass whole
a man with a backpack is kneeling down next to another man and says " there there "
Alt: Monkey D Luffy shoves a zombie back into its grave and says “there there”
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 8d
Is this why everyone in the spin class collapsed?
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The Cremation of Matt P @mrperki.bsky.social · 8d
I assumed this was a film set until I saw the VPD badge
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 9d
[Morrissey voice]
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