Mr. Joseph
@mrjoseph45.bsky.social
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Aspiring Starfleet officer, bit of a dreamer, and the best dispenser of snark you never knew. He/him
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All right, so I see a post I made is blowing up, and that’s bringing more people to me.

First things first, hi!

I’m Mr. Joseph, I’m a husband and girldad, I’m trying to be a professional actor, and I spend a lot of free time with my family, playing video games, or watching Star Trek.
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BONES FOR BIRMINGHAM!

Take em across the street and show them to the SEC headquarters!
Y'know? I think pharmaceutical companies just smash their heads against a keyboard when they're naming their drugs. There was one I saw today that was just so mind-numbingly ridiculous that my brain forcibly ejected the actual name from my memory.
Turned out fine for me.

Go Blazers!
All hail Alma Mater
We sing this song for thee
Raise up the banner
For Blazer victory!

All hail Alma Mater
We pledge to always be
Ever faithful, ever loyal
To dear old UAB!
I haven't been happy about UAB football in a while. Feels good.
At UAB in Birmingham
All hail our players bold
They are the mighty Blazers
Who wear the green and gold

Tonight let's fire their golden blaze
The flame of victory
Go, Blazers! Go, Blazers!
Win for UAB!
Win for UAB!
I'm not watching - because my nerves can't hack it, but I'm seeing the score updates and I am shocked.

Happy, mind you, but shocked.
Man…Arizona State and Texas Tech are in a rock fight, ain’t they?
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How to indict your political enemies:

Step 1. Appoint an AG who went to law school in a hotel
Step 2: Replace career prosecutors with an insurance lawyer who never prosecuted a federal case
Step 3: Hire an FBI director with zero years in law enforcement
Step 4: Let them cook

What a meritocracy!
Trump's DOJ Is White DEI
The Trump Administration's Justice Department is filled with incompetent, unqualified people who personify the conservatives definition of a "diversity hire."
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Man...these doomsday prepper kit commercials are really annoying. So are the Collars & Co ones.
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ICYMI - Last Night. Oski and Cal were having some fun.
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My character is perpetually angry and I'm doing a lot of yelling, but acting is what I love to do. Becoming a performer is a dream come true, and I'm already looking forward to doing it again.
So.

I've been working on a local indie movie recently; most of the time, I've been behind the camera - literally; 90% of this movie has been shot by me. Today was different, though; I got to film my scenes today and it was a blast.
I can put some money on your books if you do.
Listening now and wanted to add an addendum to my beloved Blazers finally being free from Trent Dilfer: The last road win we had came from Bryant Vincent when we beat Louisiana Tech.

Dilfer never won a road game at UAB; in fact, he was only close in one game. That we LOST.
People who make their politics their entire identity are weird. Don’t be weird.
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

DING, DONG! THE BITCH IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't been this excited since we beat BYU!
SOURCE: UAB has fired head coach Trent Dilfer, @theathletic.com has learned.

UAB is 2-4 this year. Dilfer went 9-21 in three seasons.
I've been married for 21 years. Never in all that time have I asked a computer for advice on what to do for/with my wife.

NEVER.
These folks are a bunch of herbs. Every last one of them.
My God...how pathetic must these people be? How hard is it to talk to another human being without ruining a river to ask a FUCKING CHATBOT how to respond?!
Oh, and we’re gonna get stomped by UConn as well.
We are a poorly coached team and governed by a corrupt board of trustees who could not care less about any program that’s not in Tuscaloosa.
What Trent Dilfer, AD Mark Ingram, president Ray Watts, and the University of Alabama Board of Trustees has done to UAB football should be a sterling example of malpractice at a university athletics level.

The students, athletes, and alumni of UAB deserve better than what is being presented.