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MrJohnBusiness

@mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social

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Just a Black man addicted to bothering folks with happy foolishness. I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam.

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · Mar 11

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 9h

My 6'4" self just showed this to my 5'3" wife and she laughed her ass off then slapped the shit outta my arm 😭

a close up of a man 's face with a beard and a bald head

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and a bald head

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 9h

Back bottom gristle lumps

HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 11h

Y’all. What the fuck is this.

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 9h

Harboring an Aries while they ignore your good suggestions the first 100 times it could have helped them because YOU suggested it is SO MUCH FUN 🤦

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 10h

That wouldn't look good even if they were donut holes 😂

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 10h

It's definitely a danger to his MAGA swagger

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 11h

can't tell you how much I need that laugh right now 🤣

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 13h

Sigh

Futurama scene with underwear model mannequins next to a sign "Lightspeed Briefs, As Seen In Your Dreams"

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 13h

Here ya go:
youtu.be/Ggboca2rkrM?...

Nicholas J Fuentes' cute catboi date =^.^= KAWAII... [RE-UPLOAD]

YouTube video by Dice of Fate

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 14h

We're not done with Keanu Reeves why the hell would we need a Jared Leto??

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 17h

Understood, I can dig it

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 19h

Never stop playing this tune

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/

Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report

Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 19h

These two are gonna have an amazing relationship

Chubby Leopard @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 2d

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 19h

So many of those replies are NOT informercials 🤣

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 19h

A winter weather advisory? Before Halloween??

a dog is standing under a blue blanket

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 19h

do people not know what an informercial is??

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 20h

Leisurehosen

Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · 21h

I just can't stop thinking about this lmfao Why did this happen

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 20h

Sometimes violence IS the answer

White nationalist Richard Spencer punched during interview

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 20h

"if you had even a shred of principl-"

a man in a suit and tie is saying " i 'm gonna stop you right there "

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 20h

I highly recommend Costa Rica. Extremely happy people, great weather, great exchange rate, low cost of living, a Westernized city (think IMAX & condos), amazing environmental standards, gorgeous rainforest & beaches and a growing bilingual population. I want to live there again SO BAD.