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👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻

@morchellandmath.bsky.social

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Readin' books and just RIPPING math equations. Cookin. Differentiation, dad jokes, & expletives. Rock on man.

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👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 5h

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Ah, the nice math diversion. A repose even.

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Never a dull moment goes in a lot of direction, and jeepers tatamagouchian creepers to that!

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👉 *beep*

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*deadpan in a blazer*

Well this is because they are alluding to smoking crack, you see.

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Funny story this did come on by accident at the ol’ cowork and I had to tell the front desk it’s probably not what they’d want on the intercom, while secretly acknowledging it is a good song.
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THE CHATS - SMOKO (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

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Almost ready to POUND the keyboard.

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Do you know when you can predict that people will try to pinpoint you as a distraction, when the distraction is

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And then you also know that identifying this inconsistency will be met with a WhELL, and people don’t tend to get younger?

You know what, nevermind.

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Right.

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A joke here would be:

*sits on a one knee*

You know there are books about why this is problematic right?

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*jeopardy theme*

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Is it

1) “Because I don’t like that”
2) “well I’m not good at that”
3) both or
4) to what degree do we weight 1 and 2

L O L

👻Colonel Mister Spooky Pants👻 @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 11m

Rhetorically asking “why can’t we just be honest about these things” to select members of a peer group also pretty much explains everything you see.

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defining. Like when the percolating is done it’ll take 5-15 minutes to scribble down a gist. Yet from the lens of optics it

“Looks”

Better to be all ass to chair. So. I find life puzzling for a lot of reasons.

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Getting multiple streams of reporting in and then doing data consolidation is weird, and also work, but also cognitively intensive.

How can we talk about the idea that sometimes the “solution” comes during a shower or when you’re posting turtle jokes. It’s true, frowned upon likely, and also worth

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🙈

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And it turns out that he man was pretty buff and there are undertones to bull riding as well too

HEEYA

a group of men in cowboy hats are dancing in front of a crowd at a concert .

Alt: a group of men in cowboy hats are dancing in front of a crowd at a concert .

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Did you know that I proved today that geology still rocks?

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Thank you Dylan, for scream writing your New Zealand title.

This is important.

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CoRE sUrF sCeNe in AOTEAROA (South Island New Zealand)

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Examples of why legs would be useful for me now, cont’d

a black and white photo of a group of people practicing martial arts

Alt: a black and white photo of a group of people practicing martial arts

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I would also like legs now thanks.

Also 🤘🏻

Rock on, ma… you.

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Voodoo Child

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Ha ha!

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Coco Ho and friends - Surfing Australian East Coast 2023

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Wait that’s not the video.

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Yesterday this came onto the tv and given that it’s a power ballad banger reel, Coco gets the days

🎅🏿 trig in the wild.

🌵🌊🌵

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XO Coco Surf | In it for Love

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Up and atom was my favourite song of theirs, and now I get why they sung it.

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Wow, I never knew this.

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/percolation

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Last but not least, on the topic of being whole, does anybody know of an oversized rat who also teaches karate?

If yes, hmu