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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 8m

#thotThursday ?

Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 1h

comparing the bathroom lines at my last Phish show this is the truest statement ever published on the internet

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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · Jun 22

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 1d

I want to believe the Pope is a message board guy

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 1d

What if the Pope is a message board guy?

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 1d

a man standing behind a chain link fence looking through it

Alt: Saul Goodman finger guns

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 1d

that got a real LOL out of me. well done, now my dog is looking at me like I'm crazy

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 1d

but it's also not being scared of your own positions

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 1d

it's basic fucking politics and it takes work, not just waking up early for Sunday morning programs. Get people on the streets everywhere and make the people in Kansas and Ohio feel heard.

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Wyatt Sinclair @wyattswickedgoods.com · 1d

I would much prefer you write something rather than give me a two minute video.

This goes for just about anything online.

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

two elderly women are standing in a living room talking

Alt: that's not how this works, thats not how any of this works

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2d

So can clicking on the calendar

TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 2d

Designed for one-on-one meetings, the tool lets you insert available time slots directly into an email, automatically creating a calendar invite once a recipient selects a time.

Google's Gemini can now help you schedule Google Calendar meetings | TechCrunch

Designed for one-on-one meetings, the tool lets you insert available time slots directly into an email, automatically creating a calendar invite once a recipient selects a time.

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

I also don't like it when guys like that start talking about "solutions"

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

At least Elvis was a talented performer

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

Me just coming out from taking a shit with my new bidet toilet seat

my asshole is cleaner than all you dirty wipers

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/DEKyx_eTxBQ

Caddyshack - The Bishop

YouTube video by rdbrewer4

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

I like it most when they take away exciting offensive plays because the ball wasn't caught *enough*

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

I gotta get to finishing S2. Started and my wife forgot everything in S1 and she was supposed to go back and refresh.

Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

if you see this post a sunrise

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

Knowing some of the history professors on here; if i was in college now I probably would have gone for a PhD if I knew I could discuss history/current events with Simpsons memes.

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

Basketball still does 2 3 2 for the Finals I think

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

if you see this, quote post a sunset

Nevada Beach, Lake Tahoe

Sunset over Lake Tahoe taken from Nevada Beach

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

are you retiring? dibs on boofing your ashes

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Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 2d

Martin Sheen really thinks he was POTUS at some point doesn't he?

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite aspect of the Columbus legend is him getting rejected by the Portuguese gets spun as them not recognizing the genius of his idea. No - he went into a roomful of expert navigators and made basic math mistakes, they thought he was a moron, and they wouldn't fund his idea on that basis.

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