Pony Keg
@modernretrobear.bsky.social
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modernretrobear.bsky.social
My gay ass arriving in Lumiose City
modernretrobear.bsky.social
I get the names wrong all the time, that’s half the fun of being a Pokemon old
modernretrobear.bsky.social
I feel sorry for people who don’t like Pokemon, not in a condescending way, but it’s just a really fun series that’s provided me sustained joy and I want that for others
retrogameart.bsky.social
Pokémon Gold & Silver were released in North America 25 years ago today

#retro #art #gaming #Pokemon
Pokemon Gold and Silver version start screens
modernretrobear.bsky.social
I don’t think the house has a kitchen
modernretrobear.bsky.social
I love that the Pope is such a petty hater of the cubs because samesies
razzball.bsky.social
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
modernretrobear.bsky.social
I am genuinely worried about those guys
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cjzero.bsky.social
Tired: Wearing the full kit
Wired: Wearing the full kit including goalie equipment and the toque
modernretrobear.bsky.social
I use Apple Music, which isn’t great, but I think they’re more ethical than Spotify (again, the bar is in the floor here). Plus if you’re an audiophile the sound quality is fantastic
modernretrobear.bsky.social
Until my pelvis is crushed
modernretrobear.bsky.social
He didn’t push back, he tried to deflect like he always does and he was finally held accountable
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modernretrobear.bsky.social
I would be there in a jersey sporting a boner in a heartbeat if I could
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sirbuddydfw.bsky.social
My heart breaks a little every time I see gay people eating hate chicken. There are other options
modernretrobear.bsky.social
BRO YOU CANT MAKE ME THIS HORNY 🥵🥵🥵
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seabaitshop.bsky.social
soooo excited for the Habs home opener
Phone selfie of me in a Nick Suzuki jersey, dock and balls on display
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ptklein.com
Begging you losers to just goon with your bros like regular people
modernretrobear.bsky.social
*Me after trying to take a dick that’s too big*

“Sorry dude, my eyes are bigger than my hole tonight”
modernretrobear.bsky.social
Cvnty gundams are my fave, like Gundam Noble
Cvnty Gundam Noble
modernretrobear.bsky.social
Don’t feel bad, they had a Shining Gundam only open for preorders for less than a week before completely sold out
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paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org