Mark Kastner
@mkstnr.bsky.social
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mkstnr.bsky.social
I like to start my day with something that is cold, black, and tastes like metal. Some days it’s a cold brew, other it’s the barrel of a gun!!!!!
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cait.bsky.social
I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"
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Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
mkstnr.bsky.social
A post I wish I would've sent yesterday:

It looks like turkey isn't the only kind of bird being roasted on Thanksgiving Day in Canada!!!!!!
mkstnr.bsky.social
yeah. its why you can't post there
mkstnr.bsky.social
The dodgers tried to a pitch before
mkstnr.bsky.social
Thinking about the Seattle Mariners. The baseball club from Seattle, Washington.
mkstnr.bsky.social
Up there with the Gold Elevator, that’s for sure.
mattdoyle.bsky.social
If the Mariners make the World Series what level does Humpy reach in the all-time Seattle sports pantheon?
mkstnr.bsky.social
What the hell is happening on my tv
mkstnr.bsky.social
John Smoltz has the enthusiasm of someone who woke up to someone else shitting his bed this morning.
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natepatrin.bsky.social
things bullets say
brocktoon.bsky.social
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
mkstnr.bsky.social
I am sorry, but saying both the Blue Jays and the Mariners are "two long suffering franchises" is like comparing the flu and stage 4 cancer.
mkstnr.bsky.social
[staring into the abyss] Go Mariners
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rmmlrmn.bsky.social
Go ‘ners.
Fuck ICE.
Free Palestine.
mkstnr.bsky.social
YOUR SEATTLE MARINERSSSSS
mkstnr.bsky.social
He hasn’t left, just put a jersey on over it. He’s still sitting there
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timostlundfoss.bsky.social
You’ve gotta feel for Alejandro Kirk on that pop out, things have been rough for him recently as he was very close with his cousin Charlie before he passed.
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jonbois.bsky.social
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all